Title: Funny submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 2670 times
If you want to know where I am call a psychic! If you're too lazy to do that just leave me a message!
Title: Agency submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 1120 times
Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.
Title: Answering Machine submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 1864 times
Hello, you have reached the automated answering service for YOUR SCREEN NAME , your message will be answered to in the order in which it was recieved, your message is number 8,243, please hold, your message is important to me.
Title: Away submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 1827 times
I know u r sad i am away so cry me a river build me a bridge and get over it!!!
Title: Story submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 1696 times
Did you ever hear the story about a guy who tried Iming someone but all he got was an away message?
Title: Not Here submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 2927 times
I am not here right now so leave a message and it will be deleted once it was recieved
Title: Idiot Suspense submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 2444 times
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
Title: Fellow man submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 1137 times
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
Title: Psychic submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 1716 times
If you want to know where I am call a psychic! If you're too lazy to do that just leave me a message!
Title: 6th Sense submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 2769 times
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Title: Shoe's submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 3045 times
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Title: Answer MAchine! submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 3444 times
Hello, you have reached the automated answering service for YOUR SCREEN NAME , your message will be answered to in the order in which it was recieved, your message is number 8,243, please hold, your message is important to me.
Title: thinking submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 3718 times
Sorry I'm not here right now, I'm lost in thought and seeing as it's unfamiliar territory I might be gone for a while.
Title: hokey pokey submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 3252 times
What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about!? Will we all have to turn ourselves around?
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