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Title: Shower
submitted by: Kayla15sb | Date: 2005-01-19 | Been Used 71 times

Shower like itz hawt*
Shower like itz hawt*
When the soap bar messes with ya*
Pop it like itz hawt*
Pop it like itz hawt*

in the shower leave one or if ur a hottie c*m on in!

~!~*ur name*~!~



Title: Fell in
submitted by: IckyCandy | Date: 2005-01-18 | Been Used 70 times

Hey, I'm not here right now...I fell in the toilet and I can't get out...I won't tell you what's in here....but it stinks....LEAVE ME A MESSAGE! AND GET ME OUT OF HERE!

=+=+YOURNAME+=+=



Title: rubber ducky
submitted by: girln2tkd | Date: 2005-01-17 | Been Used 60 times

Rubber Ducky, your the one, you make my bath time so much fun! In case you didn't get the picture, I am in the shower


Title: pody
submitted by: girln2tkd | Date: 2005-01-17 | Been Used 51 times

OoOoOh who lives in a pinapple under the sea.... Sponge Bob Square Pants....whos in the bathroom b/c they had to pee...me!


Title: Pee Pee
submitted by: socachick912 | Date: 2005-01-16 | Been Used 39 times

I am so well trained that I can't pee in me knickas( English word for pants)


Title: ur mama
submitted by: skylar3214 | Date: 2005-01-13 | Been Used 23 times

your mama so fat she sat on tha toliet and the toliet sang:

abcdefg get ur fat ass off me!!!


hahahahha........lol..........brb



Title: GO TO THE BATHROOM!
submitted by: soccerchick888 | Date: 2005-01-07 | Been Used 35 times

you KNOW i am away becuase YOU,
u are SO annoying, and u smell like poo,
I know ur probably thinkin....that i am not near u, but face the facts, i could smell if from PERU!! Don't worry, im almost done w\my nap,
i will come back, only if u will take that CRAP!



Title: pottay
submitted by: jessy | Date: 2005-01-06 | Been Used 47 times

Doctors suggest that you should drink at least 64 oz. of water a day. Being a drone, I make sure to do this. Unfortunately it does have some side effects... Leave a message, I'll be back soon.


Title: abcdefg
submitted by: khmerdivastar | Date: 2005-01-06 | Been Used 34 times

your mama so fat she sat on tha toliet and the toliet sang:

abcdefg get ur fat ass off me!!!


hahahahha........lol..........brb



Title: Potty
submitted by: Kayley | Date: 2005-01-06 | Been Used 32 times

Goin potty don't leave if you're a hottie!!


Title: brown and yellow
submitted by: xx4helloelmo4xx | Date: 2005-01-05 | Been Used 27 times

if its brown flush it down...if its yellow let it mellow!


Title: Shower
submitted by: Jillydude888 | Date: 2005-01-05 | Been Used 27 times

Roses are red violets are blue, i am taking a shower becuase i was near u.....peeeuuu, i stick ......lol


Title: P is the missing letter
submitted by: DaMolls2514 | Date: 2005-01-05 | Been Used 31 times

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ

If u r wondering where the P is it's about 2 run down my leg in a second!!

BRB



Title: none
submitted by: patchy1020@yahoo.com | Date: 2005-01-02 | Been Used 28 times

gotta go drain tha main vein.....wait i dont got a main vein!!!
msg me!!!!



Title: in the shower
submitted by: xox15417xox | Date: 2005-01-01 | Been Used 28 times

im in the shower hot and SEXY but if u want u can come in but prepare to get f***ed up!!!


 

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