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AAWAY.com
pronounce letter "A", "Away" dot com: A whole site
dedicated to the best away messages.
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Title: blablabla
submitted by: barbiegirlxox51 | Date: 2005-02-19 | Been Used 463 times
Here i sit
out of paper
had to shit
out a caper
LOLLI Takin a Dump
Title: TOILET
submitted by: nobody | Date: 2005-02-19 | Been Used 411 times
Hey I'm busy using the porcelain god, but here's something to amuse you while I take my lil crap.
1. Say the word TOILET before each word.
toilets
about
talking
idiot
this
got
I
long
how
look
2. Now say the word TOILET before and after each word.
3. Finally, read the words starting from the bottom.
Haha! Well, talk to you when I finish pooping!
Title: out of toilet papper?
submitted by: hazy | Date: 2005-02-16 | Been Used 99 times
when your sitting on
the jon and the toilet
pappers gone be a
man use your hand!
Title: broken hearted on the crapper
submitted by: hazy | Date: 2005-02-16 | Been Used 137 times
HeRe I sIt BrOkEn HeArTeD
tRyInG tO sHiT bUt I
oNlEy FaRtEd!
Title: spongebob squarepants
submitted by: u'llneverknow | Date: 2005-02-14 | Been Used 181 times
Who lives in a PINEAPPLE under the sea...
***Sponge Bob Square Pants***
Who is the one whos got to go PEE...
***ME ME ME***
~well you get it~
-_-_-_-_YouR NamE_-_-_-_-
Title: Bathroom
submitted by: CuTeLiLhEfFeRxO | Date: 2005-02-10 | Been Used 70 times
Hmmm....something is calling my name....wat is it??
Is it you?
nope it is nature! lol
Gotta take care off some 'buisness' WAYYY more important than talking to you, unless you want to do it for me ;-)
BRB
~*~*~*~!(your name)!~*~*~*~
Title: bathroom
submitted by: unknown | Date: 2005-02-07 | Been Used 77 times
Here I sit
What a caper
I have to ****
But I'm out of paper
Title: farted
submitted by: unknown | Date: 2005-02-07 | Been Used 78 times
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to ****
But only farted
Title: finger
submitted by: unknown | Date: 2005-02-07 | Been Used 45 times
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Title: bathroom
submitted by: leah4249 | Date: 2005-01-29 | Been Used 48 times
hottie on the potty
Title: r u trained?
submitted by: Limas91 | Date: 2005-01-26 | Been Used 59 times
o0o0ops.....eeee........ i did a poopsy.....gotta go!! ^ ^
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Title: brushing our teeth
submitted by: ahsfanatic | Date: 2005-01-26 | Been Used 109 times
Hello, you have reached me and my hottie. we cant answer your ims right now because we are doing something we really enjoy, I like doing it up and down, and he likes doing it left to right real slowly, so leave a message and when we are done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
Title: p??
submitted by: luv2tumble1313 | Date: 2005-01-25 | Been Used 35 times
abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
i wonder where the p is?
if u realy want to no..its runing down my leg..so Leave me alown!!!
Title: Rub -a- Dub Dub
submitted by: MKLovesYou19 | Date: 2005-01-25 | Been Used 41 times
---> Rub -a- Dub Dub *Your Name* is in the tub! Leave me some messages while I'm gone!
--Your Name--
Title: im in the you know !!!
submitted by: xrmsjennparkerxx | Date: 2005-01-20 | Been Used 47 times
im away well if u had to know ive gone to take a _____________? haa got ya u dont know what i got to take soo haaa!bbl ok
i could be taking a **it
or a shower or a breather or a test or a pis lol it all fits bbl ok
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