Title: Potty Room
submitted by: Dazeykrazy | Date: 2002-11-08 | Been Used 1000 times
Don't ya hate how the bathroom gets really cold? And the toilet seat is like ice? Well…right now I am freezing my butt off!!....
Title: Shower!!
submitted by: jac13752 | Date: 2002-11-04 | Been Used 1534 times
i'm wet and naked don't you wish you were here to join me in a nice warm penetrating shower i'm all alone! :'(i wish you could join me! ;-):-*oh and no one is home so if you can get here in 20 mins you can join me!
Title: Scrubbadubbhub
submitted by: eliza6ethvry | Date: 2002-11-04 | Been Used 1483 times
"While your staring at a computer screen, picking your nose, doing God knows what, sitting in your own filth polluting the atmosphere around, I'm doing myself, and my world a favor... Scrubbadubbhubing while SHOWERING! ;-D (Get the hint stinky)"-Elizabeth Yannone
Title: im shitting
submitted by: VoRRiPZZuk | Date: 2002-11-02 | Been Used 1575 times
brb.. im at the end of my digestive system
Title: Paid the water bill
submitted by: | Date: 2002-10-29 | Been Used 1073 times
do you know that when you drink water from the tap, you have to pay it back? Well you do, that's what i'm going to do right now. Be right back after i use the bathroom.
Title: The Almighty Porcelain God
submitted by: alex51289 | Date: 2002-10-26 | Been Used 612 times
When God Tells You To Pray, You Pray
When The Porcelain 'God' Tells Me To Pee, I Pee
Title: ~away messages~
submitted by: billasurfchik46 | Date: 2002-10-10 | Been Used 791 times
Sorry I'm not here at my computer at the present moment, but I am on the toilet. If you would like to come over and bring me some toilet paper that would be greatly appreciated.
Title: Showering
submitted by: mykrutz | Date: 2002-10-07 | Been Used 1159 times
I am a little indisposed at the moment (I am preventing myself from smelling like rotten almonds), in other words, I'm showering, so IM me and I will see ya when I get out....
Title: Pee
submitted by: JayZ579 | Date: 2002-10-06 | Been Used 475 times
Whooo lives in a pinapple under the sea ?
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS !!
Whooo left there computer just to pee ?
O That would be ME
Title: away too pee
submitted by: qtcait90 | Date: 2002-10-05 | Been Used 3057 times
Whooo lives in a pinapple under the sea ?
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS !!
Whooo left there computer just to pee ?
O That would be ME !
Title: PrIcElEsS
submitted by: HurleyLova04 | Date: 2002-10-05 | Been Used 1030 times
Watching Striptease on PPV..30$
Buyin dirty mags..5$ each
Takin a shower wit me and my sogging wet nude bod..PRICELESS!!!
..brb im in tha shower..
(actually admission fee is 15$) lol
Title: nature calls!
submitted by: kingb3135 | Date: 2002-10-05 | Been Used 767 times
Nature called and my bladder answered...
Title: showering(N)
submitted by: jwar2822 | Date: 2002-10-03 | Been Used 902 times
i'm showering...naked...
Title: Pool
submitted by: jwar2822 | Date: 2002-09-30 | Been Used 435 times
Im droping some friends off at the pool, if ya know what i mean
Title: Cheese
submitted by: mylady | Date: 2002-09-21 | Been Used 633 times
Hey look! A gullable!
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