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Title: Scrub a dub
submitted by: jawdawg | Date: 2003-01-24 | Been Used 70 times

Scrub a dub dub i'm in the motherf**kin tub!


Title: im in the bathroom
submitted by: Catchap***yfreak | Date: 2003-01-24 | Been Used 73 times

im in the bathroom bitch........im crappin like i never crapped b4.......so if you im me...ill crap on yo face bitch...**yo name**


Title: in the shower
submitted by: Catchap***yfreak | Date: 2003-01-24 | Been Used 75 times

hey bitch.....im in the f**king shower hoe......so i'll be right back to f**k you u... peace out...**your name**


Title: *b*r*b*
submitted by: cutieputootie54 | Date: 2003-01-24 | Been Used 72 times

*b*r*b*

*bath*room*break*

*_________*
(^your name^)



Title: 2 much water
submitted by: Lumpyjr | Date: 2003-01-21 | Been Used 73 times

Doctors suggest that you should drink at least 64 oz. of water a day. Being a drone, I make sure to do this. Unfortunately it does have some side effects... Leave a message, I'll be back soon.


Title: Zoolander
submitted by: Duckie89 | Date: 2003-01-20 | Been Used 77 times

listen, i gotta go pee, but i'd really like to continue talking about this conversation when i get back


Title: sittin
submitted by: inches2202 | Date: 2003-01-19 | Been Used 71 times

im sittin on the toilet
I have no tissue paper
so if you left a message
ill get back to u later



Title: ABC
submitted by: *ThEhOtTcHiCk* | Date: 2003-01-17 | Been Used 70 times

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO-QRSTUVWXYZ

Where is the P you ask? About to run down my leg!!



Title: naked
submitted by: xeno052 | Date: 2003-01-15 | Been Used 72 times

well im runnin around naked for no good reason
so leave somethin and i might get back to you
p.s. dogs run free. why cant we?



Title: Getting ready for cla** (for girls)
submitted by: JenO4Gillie | Date: 2003-01-14 | Been Used 73 times

(Sing to Britney Spears LUCKY song........)

Early morning, I wake up, knock knock knock on the door (bum bum bum) it's time for make-up, perfect smile, its me you're all wait'n for... ISNT THIS SONG BRITNEY SPEARS GAY, but I am so much more... and they say , I'm so luck...alright alright enough of this song, I bet you will have it in your head for the rest of the day, HA HA!



Title: Shower ;)
submitted by: OoMissChickoO | Date: 2003-01-11 | Been Used 70 times

I'm naked in the shower just like you're naked when you think of me. ;)


Title: racin horse!
submitted by: Austin Powers | Date: 2003-01-10 | Been Used 69 times

you know how you hear a horce racing ver fast? i have to go pee like a racing horse!


Title: i will be right back
submitted by: trisha | Date: 2003-01-07 | Been Used 282 times

see you in about 10 mins


Title: Zoolander bathroom
submitted by: LiNkInPaRkHt31 | Date: 2003-01-04 | Been Used 223 times

Hey, I've really gotta go to the bathroom right now, but I'd really like to continue talking about this conversation when I get back.


Title: Bathroom
submitted by: FriesWithThat7 | Date: 2003-01-04 | Been Used 746 times

Just think. If people had computers in their bathrooms, I wouldn't be away right now!


 

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