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Title: Taking a Poop
submitted by: Brunt182 | Date: 2003-02-18 | Been Used 73 times
Here I sit,
Same as Ever.
Took a Dump,
Pulled the lever.
The toilet clogged.
The water flowed.
Look out world,
Its a mother load!
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Something you may want to continue on....
Down the pipe and out the spot, is where my poop goes when it comes out....
Title: Blondes
submitted by: We-BlOnDe1013 | Date: 2003-02-17 | Been Used 71 times
I am away and while u are waiting y don't u read my little convo....
aLL oF a SUddEN I was SiTTing Here and I realized I didn't kno what a blonde was............... So I asked My fiend....
(me)1. What is a blonde?
(Her)2. I dunno lets ask the toilet!
1. really u think the toilet would kno?
2. I am sure... it sees everthing!
1.umm wait toilets don't talk!
2. oh ya....
1. I will ask are hair...
2. GREAT Idea! Will u ask tour hair and the toilet in the tub?
3. You guys wanna know what blondes are?
1. ya
2. ya
3. what is ur hair color?
1. blonde
2. blonde
3. now do u talk to toilets?
1. Ya iz fun!
2. same here
3. Well here are 2 examples of blondes!!!
To prove that i really am a Blonde... I thought Germany was below Mexico (that isn't that bad is it)Bye!!
Title: cosbey kids
submitted by: statikX | Date: 2003-02-17 | Been Used 72 times
hey ill brb i have to drop the cosbey kids off at the pool. and by the fealing that im geting there going to grow up to be basket ball players.( if u catch my drift.)
Title: cosby kids
submitted by: spic2ooo | Date: 2003-02-11 | Been Used 74 times
I'm off to drop the Cosby kids off at the community pool, hopefully they'll drown...
Title: Football Analogy
submitted by: SavesMyDay21 | Date: 2003-02-10 | Been Used 72 times
I'm taking the Browns to the Superbowl! I'll be back ASAP!
Title: gotta go!
submitted by: hotblondie46 | Date: 2003-02-08 | Been Used 74 times
i am going to the bath room! I NEED MY PRIVACY SO LEAVE!!! lol jk i will be back in a few seconds, minutes ot even an hour! lol jk
bbl
Title: just think
submitted by: hotblondie46 | Date: 2003-02-08 | Been Used 74 times
Just think. If people had computers in their bathrooms, I wouldn't be away right now!
Title: babys
submitted by: CuTeLiLgIrL0525 | Date: 2003-02-07 | Been Used 74 times
A bAbY's GoTtA dO wAt A bAbY's GoTtA dO! MaYbE sOmTiN lIkE tHe BaThRoOm... ThIs MaY tAkE aWhIlE!!! LoL
Title: me n nature
submitted by: HurlyGurlie15 | Date: 2003-02-06 | Been Used 80 times
Hi. I'm not here right now becuz nature called and we're havin a nice looooooooooooooooooooong conference in the bathroom.
Title: pants wetting time
submitted by: crazypenguinlove | Date: 2003-02-06 | Been Used 72 times
i wet my pants uncontrollably like an unstoppable rebel force that never withdrawls and never ceases until the end of time
Title: Shoving Shit
submitted by: funnycandice24 | Date: 2003-02-02 | Been Used 70 times
AHhHhhHhhHhHh.......I I have to drip my shit out of my freakin a**.I shouldn't of shoved it up there so high......
Title: shower
submitted by: punkdrumer12345 | Date: 2003-02-01 | Been Used 71 times
im in the shower
p.s im naked
Title: shower
submitted by: xxwolvesxx19 | Date: 2003-01-30 | Been Used 79 times
im in da stinkin shower
im dont want to smell tomorrow unlike you so leave me a message and ill get back to yall l8r!!!
Title: Bathroom
submitted by: theronster | Date: 2003-01-28 | Been Used 69 times
Taking the Browns to the Superbowl.
Title: SpongeBob
submitted by: DtheRe-Re | Date: 2003-01-26 | Been Used 69 times
o0o0o0o0o! Who lived in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Square Pants...
Who left their computer cuz they had to go pee? yourname....
I'll be rite back juz wait and see, BE RITE BACK.....
And I'll finsh this beat, Dum dum dum dum!.... SpongeBobSquarePants,yourname , Be Rite Back, Dum Dum Dum Dummmmmmmmmmmmm!
BRB!
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