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Title: Bathroom bombs
submitted by: krystcat | Date: 2003-05-23 | Been Used 70 times

I'm on the toilet, pretending to be a fighter pilot dropping bombs into the ocean.


Title: Bathroom
submitted by: combs08 | Date: 2003-05-06 | Been Used 69 times

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ

If your wondering where the P is... its about to run down my leg in a second.



Title: Operation: Big Flush
submitted by: ShawDogg | Date: 2003-04-27 | Been Used 70 times

Eagle 2: HQ, this is Eagle 2, requesting a bombing run on "Big Flush", over.
HQ: Eagle 2, this is HQ, request is granted, i repeat request is granted, over
Eagle 2: Confirmed HQ, over. Eagle 2, Fox 2!!
Eagle 2: HQ, target is destroyed, repeat target is destroyed over



Title: Shower
submitted by: Meowmeister | Date: 2003-04-26 | Been Used 71 times

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm taking a shower
So I don't smell like you!



Title: taking a bath to warm up
submitted by: | Date: 2003-04-22 | Been Used 70 times

um... I'm in the tub right now taking a bath trying to warm mahself up ^_^!

P.S- DON'T try to picture me naked Phrase... cuz 1.) i'm NOT that good looking and 2.) ur too nice to be a pervo ^-^



Title: bathroom brake
submitted by: Ri0tGrL55 | Date: 2003-04-22 | Been Used 70 times

im ona bathroom brake and it mite take a while


Title: o my word
submitted by: XzXBabiGurlXzX420 | Date: 2003-04-22 | Been Used 75 times

Im in da bathroom doin gods no wut mayb im showerin goin potty or brushin my teeth or me and the Rabbit ar havin fun but that is for me to knw and for u to find out

~!*(ur name)*!~



Title: takin a shit
submitted by: Koz | Date: 2003-04-21 | Been Used 72 times

makin a offering to the porclin god!! brb


Title: Man Eating Towels
submitted by: ManEating Towels | Date: 2003-04-21 | Been Used 74 times

Im off in the shower so leave a message and ill get back to you as soon as i wrestle off the Man Eating Towels off my butt. and watch out when you take a shower... the yellow ones had a anger problem


Title: little present
submitted by: lifesuxgetovait | Date: 2003-04-15 | Been Used 72 times

Okay i'm in the bathroom doing number 2.
So if you want your own little present press 456.
If you want to just smell a little present press 5.
If you wish you hadn't read this press 1234567890.

~*yourname*~



Title: the whole world
submitted by: lifesuxgetovait | Date: 2003-04-15 | Been Used 75 times

When i have pee the whole world has to pee
When i have poo the whole world has to poo



Title: Piss
submitted by: IUseWindex | Date: 2003-04-14 | Been Used 88 times

Please hold while i PISS!!!
*~THANX~*



Title: wimking
submitted by: puppyluva1990 | Date: 2003-04-13 | Been Used 72 times

i had to go pee ad i saw a rat wiking at me that write


Title: Bladder
submitted by: Fuffa | Date: 2003-04-11 | Been Used 72 times

Making my bladder gladder!


Title: broken heart
submitted by: cutiepiehotti | Date: 2003-04-04 | Been Used 73 times

Here i sit broken hearted tried to sh** but only farted


 

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