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AAWAY.com
pronounce letter "A", "Away" dot com: A whole site
dedicated to the best away messages.
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Title: more impt than you
submitted by: jba** | Date: 2003-01-17 | Been Used 75 times
doing something more important then talk to you right now like spinning in my computer chair leave it and i'll be back when the room stops spinning
Title: not crazy
submitted by: jba** | Date: 2003-01-17 | Been Used 76 times
i'm not crazy; i'm just a sane person trapped in the body of a lunatic...
Title: *~~*Valley grl~*~*
submitted by: way2luvable4life | Date: 2003-01-15 | Been Used 71 times
~*omg no she didn't....like no way!....u gotta be kiding....omg!! no really.... freakin no.... hes all herz and yah like... omg i know...how about not....like yah!!....like say yes....like perfect... and she wuz all like... HEy yallz sory i'm talking on the phone with one of my hom' G'Z about some Gossip do u wanna know it then like yah! call uz and well 3 way call!
Title: DONT CRY
submitted by: JenO4Gillie | Date: 2003-01-14 | Been Used 78 times
BRB....awwww don't cry :'( honey...I will be right back, Dont worry I get this reaction all the time from people, your not the only one that cries when I am away...I guess I am just loved... If you want you can email me...will that make you feel better..see there there now, I will get back to you.... OK?
Title: voice's
submitted by: twitch2729 | Date: 2003-01-14 | Been Used 76 times
the voice's in ym head are talkin to me and they don't like u!
Title: temptation
submitted by: twitch2729 | Date: 2003-01-14 | Been Used 71 times
lead me not in to temptation. I'll find it my self.
Title: bein' mean
submitted by: twitch2729 | Date: 2003-01-14 | Been Used 74 times
at the moment i'm probly sittin here lookin' at the screan in a dayz or i'm just ignoring every one cuz i don't like them or i just feel like bein' mean. but if u leave me a message i will get back to u adventually if i like u or not it might take longer if i don't like u as much but ok i will so hold on and i'll be back
Title: sex
submitted by: twitch2729 | Date: 2003-01-14 | Been Used 72 times
add the bed
subtract the cloth's
divide the legs
and hope u don't multiple
Title: bang u
submitted by: twitch2729 | Date: 2003-01-14 | Been Used 71 times
i wanna bang u like a screen door in a hurricane
Title: multiple
submitted by: twitch2729 | Date: 2003-01-14 | Been Used 71 times
add the bed
subtract the cloth's
divide the legs
and hope u don't multiple
Title: imaginary friend
submitted by: twitch2729 | Date: 2003-01-14 | Been Used 74 times
my imaginary friend can't hang out w/me any more because his friends don't think i'm real
Title: marrage joke
submitted by: twitch2729 | Date: 2003-01-14 | Been Used 71 times
What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 45 pounds!
What's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend? About 45 minutes!
Where does a husband end up when being left in the "doghouse" too long?
In the cat house!
Title: korn
submitted by: twitch2729 | Date: 2003-01-14 | Been Used 71 times
Who Then now,Bitches?
-Korn
Title: condoms
submitted by: twitch2729 | Date: 2003-01-14 | Been Used 69 times
A boy walks into a pharmacy and asks for a box of condoms.
The pharmasist grins and winks and says, "Okay, what size?"
The boy looks him in the eyes and says, "Assorted. They're for my sister."
Title: sittin here'
submitted by: twitch2729 | Date: 2003-01-14 | Been Used 69 times
at the moment i'm probly sittin here lookin' at the screan in a dayz or i'm just ignoring every one cuz i don't like them or i just feel like bein' mean. but if u leave me a message i will get back to u adventually if i like u or not it might take longer if i don't like u as much but ok i will so hold on and i'll be back
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