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AAWAY.com
pronounce letter "A", "Away" dot com: A whole site
dedicated to the best away messages.
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Title: Elbow Licking
submitted by: Lumpyjr | Date: 2003-01-21 | Been Used 74 times
Did you know that it is anatomically impossible to lick your elbow... And 75% of the people who hear that actually try to lick their elbow?
Title: ROSES R RED VIOLETS R BLUE!!
submitted by: AbAdDeViL1014 | Date: 2003-01-20 | Been Used 70 times
Roses r red Violets r blue
God made me beautiful what happened to u??
jk lol!! pc out!
Title: i'm an a**hole
submitted by: gra**snakes | Date: 2003-01-20 | Been Used 71 times
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible--HOT PINK! With whale-skin hubcaps and all-leather cow interior and big, brown baby seal eyes for headlights--YEAH! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at a hundred and fifteen miles per hour, gettin' one mile per gallon, sucking down Quarter-Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers, and when I'm done sucking down those greaseball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side and there ain't a God-damned thing anyone can do about it. You know why? 'Cause we got the bombs, that's why! Two words: Nuclear Fuckin' Weapons, okay?
Title: rabbit
submitted by: gra**snakes | Date: 2003-01-20 | Been Used 71 times
Don't just stand there, do something....ninja kick the damn rabbit!
Title: John Wayne's not dead
submitted by: gra**snakes | Date: 2003-01-20 | Been Used 70 times
John Wayne's not dead-he's frozen. And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. Y'know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiply that by fifteen million times and that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be!
Title: Remember
submitted by: VanillaChic98 | Date: 2003-01-19 | Been Used 71 times
Remember, %n, that when someone annoys you it takes 32 muscles in your faceto frown, but only 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that mofo upside the head.:-D
Title: Cat.....the real one!!
submitted by: VanillaChic98 | Date: 2003-01-19 | Been Used 70 times
Here is a tonge twister...
This is this cat
This is, is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is god cat.
This is damna** cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
This is seconds cat.
This is while cat.
This is i'm cat.
This is away cat.
Now read the third word of each sentence! I bet u can't wait 2 pa** it on!
Don't copy this part because i messed up before and here is the better copy!
Title: SAVE THE TREES!!!
submitted by: Goku SSJ1232 | Date: 2003-01-18 | Been Used 72 times
SAVE THE TREES!!!
WIPE YOUR ASS WITH AN OWL!!!
Title: LA!!!
submitted by: SoCcErCrAzIe77 | Date: 2003-01-18 | Been Used 71 times
lalalalalalalalalala I'm not listening lalalalalala..........
Title: movies?!
submitted by: andddlay | Date: 2003-01-18 | Been Used 71 times
its sorta funny on movies when people kiss they r like killin' eachother and biting their head off! too scary to watch...
Title: the right spot
submitted by: SoCcErCrAzIe77 | Date: 2003-01-17 | Been Used 71 times
oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes................
Title: ZZZ...zzz...ZZZ ~ SLEEPING
submitted by: David Oraha | Date: 2003-01-17 | Been Used 69 times
ZZZ...zzz...ZZZ ~ I love Sleeping ~ zzz...ZZZ...zzz ~ I wish i could wake up, so i could go back to bed ~ ZZZ...zzz...ZZZ
Title: yankee doodle went to town riding on a rocket stuc
submitted by: GCsRiotGrrl | Date: 2003-01-17 | Been Used 72 times
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a rocket, stuck his finger up his butt and called it hersheys chocolate!!!!
Title: Im a princess and i have cla**. touch my crown, an
submitted by: GCsRiotGrrl | Date: 2003-01-17 | Been Used 100 times
I am a princess and I have cla**. Touch my crown, and I'll kick your @$$!
Title: my braces are stuck to the carpet...wait a minute.
submitted by: GCsRiotGrrl | Date: 2003-01-17 | Been Used 76 times
My braces Are stuck to the carpet...wait I forgot, I don't have braces! Be right back when I find out why I'm stuck to the carpet.
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