Title: jack and jill
submitted by: cougar_girl1214 | Date: 2003-01-27 | Been Used 73 times
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijana Jack got high and unzipped his fly and said, "Come on u now you wanna." Dumba** Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son and a daughter.
Title: Im Lost!!
submitted by: LePsChEeR69 | Date: 2003-01-26 | Been Used 70 times
I'm lost. I have gone to look for myself. If i should return before i get back, please tell me, to wait untill i return.
Title: new phone #
submitted by: bmdillons | Date: 2003-01-26 | Been Used 71 times
Hi everyone, i just got a new cell phone # its
1-800-EAT-SHIT,call me sometime thnx
Title: Jack and jill
submitted by: twinklenshine229 | Date: 2003-01-25 | Been Used 69 times
~!*Poem*!~
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said "C'mon, you know you wanna!" Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun. But dumba** Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son
Title: bitches
submitted by: twinklenshine229 | Date: 2003-01-25 | Been Used 72 times
I'm a bitch w/cla**
Mess w/me i'll kick ur a**
'N' 2 all those hoes
that think they're kewl
Just memeber.......
BITCHES RULE!!!!!!!!
Title: hmmm
submitted by: Female_PIMP | Date: 2003-01-25 | Been Used 70 times
hmmh...im tring to figure out how to spell "CPR" and i just cant figure it out...so im away tring to figure it out!
l8r
Title: Adam SaNDLER
submitted by: xxatticusaltixx | Date: 2003-01-25 | Been Used 69 times
$$$$$$aDaM SaNdLeR HaS CoMe oVeR tO GIvE Me a qUiCk lEssON aBoUt cHaNAkAh tHIs wIll OnLy tAkE A MomEnT$$$$$
Title: hansel!!!
submitted by: xxatticusaltixx | Date: 2003-01-25 | Been Used 72 times
*****Im OuT OrDeRiNg mE Up sOmE hOt pIpIn HAnSeL! TeLL Me iF YOu wAnT mE To piCk yOu uP SoMe*****
Title: answering machine
submitted by: junebug61584 | Date: 2003-01-25 | Been Used 69 times
hello. u have reached (your screen name here). i am not able to answer ur IM right now. if u leave ur message after the beep, i will try to get back to u.....................BEEP!
Title: ~SLEEPING~
submitted by: Smokinsctr | Date: 2003-01-24 | Been Used 98 times
Sorry, you were so boring that i fell asleep on my computer desk drooling on my homework which should have been done days ago. Thanks
Title: Bitch
submitted by: Lumpyjr | Date: 2003-01-21 | Been Used 71 times
A Bitch is a female dog,and dogs bark,and bark is a part of a tree,and a tree is nature,nature is beautiful..so if you ever call me a bitch thnx for the compliment!
Title: BalL pOINT PeN
submitted by: Lumpyjr | Date: 2003-01-21 | Been Used 76 times
"so there was this guy and he was walking along one day and it was a really nice day and there was sun and stuff and he was walking and things were fun and he was happy and he was walking and whistling a tune and things were good and it was sunny and he was walking and he saw a ball point pen on the ground and thought 'well that's just my luck because i am in need of a ball point pen' and he was about to pick up the ball point pen on a sunny day and then the ball point pen ate him."
Title: LOST!
submitted by: Lumpyjr | Date: 2003-01-21 | Been Used 72 times
I am lost. I have gone off to find myself. Should I return before I find me, please tell me to wait until I get back. (Note to self: Print out Mapquest directions next time.)
Title: Dork Anthem
submitted by: Lumpyjr | Date: 2003-01-21 | Been Used 73 times
"Dork Anthem:
Guess what I am? A dork. A geek. A nerd. That's right. And you know why? Because I have an IQ that's higher than my weight, I'm a Computer Science major, I go to a college that ends in "Institute of Technology", I play Magic: the Gathering and Dungeons and Dragons, I'm good at math, I wear gla**es (sometimes), I'm short and skinny and weak, I listen to "p***y rock", I own an optical mouse, I installed more RAM in my computer by myself, and I have more than 5 email addresses. I am a dork.
Title: Shoes
submitted by: Lumpyjr | Date: 2003-01-21 | Been Used 75 times
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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