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Title: 5 Things You Can Do While Your Waiting For Me To C
submitted by: PsychoMonkey746 | Date: 2003-02-02 | Been Used 73 times
1. Wrestle a chicken
2. Throw acorns at a squirrel
3. Try to shock a monkey
4. Breathe really hard 2 inches away from your brother/sisters face while they are sleeping
5. Put 2 buckets on your head and run outside like a maniac, pick up sticks, poke people with them and then drop to the ground start twitching and freaking out, then say the aliens are coming and run back inside (repeat)
Title: things that r funny
submitted by: PsychoMonkey746 | Date: 2003-02-02 | Been Used 95 times
1. When a person just gets new car and drives into a tree
2. When your drunk and u run into a tree
3. When u see a squirrel humping a tree
4. When someone gets hit by a car (without getting hurt)
5. When u kick a guy in the nuts
6. When a guy starts to scream like a girl
7. When people start yelling and cursing at brillow packs when they are drunk
8. When your lunchlady freaks out at you all of a sudden and moves the whole table when you and your friends are still sitting on it
9. When people piss themselves because they got so scared
10. When a parrot starts cursing at you
11. When a dog pisses on your friend
Title: When some asks a question to a really stupid perso
submitted by: PsychoMonkey746 | Date: 2003-02-02 | Been Used 68 times
hey ill brb cuz my friend just asked me a question, it was like " if u were a bird n u could fly, where would u fly" so i answered a ceilin fan and she told me to go try it. so if u dont see me on school u kno wat happened
p.s. dont poke me when i come back, i might have a slight reflex
Title: super man
submitted by: punkdrumer12345 | Date: 2003-02-01 | Been Used 70 times
Hey I'm seeeing if wearing a big red cape with a big S on it really does make u fly b bak later with a cast or 2
Title: Kiss is a habit
submitted by: xnaughtyboo3x | Date: 2003-02-01 | Been Used 71 times
Kissin is a habit, f**kin is a game, guys get all the pleasure gurlz get all the pain he says he loves u , u believe its tru but when yo tummy starts to swell he says wuts da hell w. chu.. 20 mins of pleasure 9 months of pain 3 days in da hospital the baby's a bastard the mothers a Whore it neva would have happen if the rubber hadn't torn!
Title: Fatty
submitted by: moyer2633 | Date: 2003-01-30 | Been Used 93 times
on the streets of NY shaking my wonderfull size 36 a** ... hoping some 51 year old man will want my large body . . .i am a big beautiful women . . .
Title: buffalo
submitted by: moyer2633 | Date: 2003-01-30 | Been Used 69 times
ok so here is the plan . . i buy the buffalos you find the farm we join together and sell them to people . . .make sure the farm is near a major road so that when people drive by they can say "hey look at the BUFFALO FARM!!!!" Hey %n make sure you get alot of land we are gonna need it!!!!!lol
Title: downloading music
submitted by: xxwolvesxx19 | Date: 2003-01-30 | Been Used 82 times
im downloadin some really good music, cuz im too cheap to go out and buy the damn cd's!!:-) j/k leave me a message and ill get back to ya l8r. if you need me really bad call me (your phone #) ttyl
Title: Schitt.......
submitted by: XxPr3ttyAzNGuHxX | Date: 2003-01-29 | Been Used 71 times
Do u know Jack Schitt?
Well, first there was Jack Schitt who married Noe Schitt. They had 6 children...Bull
Schitt, Giva Schitt, Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Deep Schitt,and Dip Schitt. Jack
Schitt's Parents were Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt.
Noe Schitt then divorced Sack Schitt and married all this Schitt.
Title: falling!
submitted by: hendershot90 | Date: 2003-01-29 | Been Used 70 times
when ur fall on ur a** a friend helps u up but when a best friend laughs her a** off!
Title: last night!
submitted by: hendershot90 | Date: 2003-01-29 | Been Used 69 times
last night i was looking at the stars and i started wondering........where the heck is my ceiling!?!?!?
Title: OOoo...A SHINY OBJECT!
submitted by: hotstuff70426 | Date: 2003-01-28 | Been Used 70 times
Hey I'm being distracted by a very shiny object at the moment so be back sometime!
Title: homer simpson
submitted by: singled out1552 | Date: 2003-01-28 | Been Used 69 times
Can you speak up?
I'm wearing a towel
Title: St. Nick
submitted by: twinklenshine229 | Date: 2003-01-27 | Been Used 72 times
Twas the night before christmas
and all through the house,
everyone felt shitty,
even the mouse.
Mom at the whorehouse,
dad smoking gra**;
I'd just settle down
for a nice piece of a**.
Out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter.
I sprung from my chair
to see what was the matter.
When out on the lawn
I saw a big d**k.
I knew in a minute
it must be St. Nick.
He came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell.
I knew in a moment,
the f**ker had fell.
He stuffed all our stockings
with pretzels and beer,
and a big rubber d**k
for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart.
that son of a bitch
blew my chimney apart.
He swore and he cursed
as he rode away,
piss on you all
and have a hell of a day!!!
Title: lil song
submitted by: cougar_girl1214 | Date: 2003-01-27 | Been Used 70 times
im a crack head i smoke crack out of a pepsi can im on LSD little green men are chasing me
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