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AAWAY.com
pronounce letter "A", "Away" dot com: A whole site
dedicated to the best away messages.
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Title: after the beep
submitted by: shYft | Date: 2003-02-22 | Been Used 71 times
leave a message after the beep.........i'll be on lata
Title: Plastic & Duct Tape
submitted by: sweet talker | Date: 2003-02-19 | Been Used 68 times
Well the government told me to buy plastic and duct tape for the big nuclear war or whatever. So being the obidient citizen that I am, I've purchased enough plastic and duct tape to cover my entire house and then some. So I'll be back later, I'm putting it all over my property.
Title: God made...
submitted by: CrAzYbItCh | Date: 2003-02-19 | Been Used 68 times
God made elk, God made deers! God made OTOWN a bunch of queers!!
Title: party hardy
submitted by: CrAzYbItCh | Date: 2003-02-19 | Been Used 69 times
Party hardy, Rock n Roll. Grab a beer, Smoke a bowl. Sex is fine, So is wine. Favorite position - 69!
Title: cleanin!!!
submitted by: angeldvniki | Date: 2003-02-19 | Been Used 75 times
broom~2.55
can of pinesol~3.59
rag~00.39
vaccum~100.99
me cleaning~get a camera..........................
it's gotta be pricless!!!
Title: Gummi Bears
submitted by: samu812 | Date: 2003-02-19 | Been Used 70 times
ABCDEFG Gummi Bears are chasing me. One is red and the other is blue. The yellow one just stole my shoe! Hold on... lemme go beat down that yellow S.O.B. and get my shoe back.
Title: answering machine !!
submitted by: njstategirl | Date: 2003-02-18 | Been Used 69 times
hey i aint here right now so leave a message after the beep
BEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPP........
Title: JOY TO THE WORLD
submitted by: sisipunkrock2007 | Date: 2003-02-17 | Been Used 69 times
JOY TO THE WORLD
IM NOT A CRACK HEAD
I ONLY SMOKE WEED
DONT WORY BOUT THE BLUNT
I SMOKED IT FROM THE FRONT
AND ALL THE WAY TO THE END
AND ALL THE WAY TO THE END
AND ALL ALL ALL...ALL THE WAY TO THE END
Title: dead baby
submitted by: statikX | Date: 2003-02-17 | Been Used 71 times
whats worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree.............................................................................................................1 baby stapled to 10 trees!!!!!!!!
Title: LSd...
submitted by: shadys_lady05 | Date: 2003-02-17 | Been Used 68 times
i CaNT tALk rIgHt NoW...tHe LIl bLuE MeN aRE InFoRmInG mE oF tHiEr pLaN tO AbDuCt tHE zEBrAs fROm tHe zOO...
Title: FREE THE TURTLES !!!!!
submitted by: shadys_lady05 | Date: 2003-02-17 | Been Used 70 times
Ok heres my plan... I'm going to the zoo to free the turtles ! I plan on giving them drugs so they'll run faster . I also intend on freeing the pandas too ! If you want to help me please leave me a message !!! I have to go buy the drugs now , I swear I'm not crazy !!!!
Title: jack and jill
submitted by: fatanne | Date: 2003-02-16 | Been Used 71 times
Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch majuranna
Jack got hi and said u wanna
Jill said yes and droped her dress
Silly Jill frogot her pill
and then she had a son!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Oh my God!
submitted by: way2luvable4life | Date: 2003-02-15 | Been Used 70 times
Oh my god, I think I broke my nail the sun I swear is bleaching out my hair GO GO FIGHT FIGHT gee I hope I look alright go0o0o0o0o0o Team Go!!! I'm gettin a manicure ttyl! love ya
*~(Your name)~*
Title: driving light
submitted by: CuTeLiLgIrL0525 | Date: 2003-02-15 | Been Used 69 times
There were these two boys driving their car and one boy said what does the yellow light mean? The other guy said slow down so the other boy said okay what.... does ...... the..... yellow..... light ...... mean? Then the other guy said SLOW DOWN!! so the boy said
WHAT.............................................
DOES.............................................
THE..............................................
YELLOW...........................................
LIGHT............................................
MEAN............................................?
the end ~!~ lol ~!~
Title: Pinnocchio
submitted by: shizibbies | Date: 2003-02-15 | Been Used 76 times
Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face shouting, "Lie to me, you bastard! Lie to me!"
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