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Title: home work
submitted by: x0xCutieBoox0x | Date: 2003-02-27 | Been Used 70 times

if yo name wuz 'home work'...id b doin u on mah bed rite now...but it aint, so u no how that works lol - i b bak
love always
(your name here)



Title: go poof
submitted by: spongebobchick828 | Date: 2003-02-25 | Been Used 70 times

get a facial an go poof !

im tired a lookin at ur ugly face cuz it makes me get hives !so...

im away lokin at mine an gettin me some guyz !


!*~$Ur name$~*!




Title: keyboard...
submitted by: wAzN_DrAgOn | Date: 2003-02-25 | Been Used 69 times

dammit, i forgot to put the sperm guard on the keyboard again... ill be finished cleaning in a minute


Title: confused
submitted by: coolpinoy | Date: 2003-02-23 | Been Used 71 times

ur confusing me so im gettin confused.im THINKIN wut 2 say to get back at u and confuse u. even though im confusing myself, and wen im confused i cant think.but im confused right now so how can i be thinkin. o well, im confused and thats all u need 2 no.


Title: ur a dumba**
submitted by: xXAngelicRavenXx | Date: 2003-02-23 | Been Used 70 times

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumba** cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go and read the third word in each line!!



Title: Psychiatric Hotine
submitted by: xXAngelicRavenXx | Date: 2003-02-23 | Been Used 70 times

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline!
- If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
- If you have multiple personalities, press 2, 3 and 4.
- If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press. Nobody will answer.
- If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are AND we are out to get you. Just stay on the line while we trace your call.
- If you are anal retentive, press 1, 5, 6, 8 and the # simultaneously, while standing on one foot and hopping.



Title: ack
submitted by: xXAngelicRavenXx | Date: 2003-02-23 | Been Used 72 times

If you want to hear me screaming in agonizing pain, press 1.
If you want to hear the demonic creature's terrifying maniacal laughter, press 2.
If you want to hear the demonic creatures munching on my dead flesh, press 3.
Other wise please hold the IM.



Title: lol
submitted by: xXAngelicRavenXx | Date: 2003-02-23 | Been Used 72 times

When life gives me lemons, I make lemonade. When life gives me instant messages from you, I put my away message on.




Title: pathetic/funny
submitted by: xXAngelicRavenXx | Date: 2003-02-23 | Been Used 69 times

You want to know something pathetic yet funny, You actually taking the time to read my extremely boring message. (thats the pathetic part).the funny part is that I'm sitting in front of the computer screen ...laughing.


Title: idiot
submitted by: xXAngelicRavenXx | Date: 2003-02-23 | Been Used 74 times

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.




Title: ack im konfuzeeeed
submitted by: xXAngelicRavenXx | Date: 2003-02-23 | Been Used 68 times

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.



Title: Gummi Bears
submitted by: Kelsey91 | Date: 2003-02-22 | Been Used 98 times

ABCDEFG Gummi Bears are chasing me. One is red, the other is blue. The yellow one just stole mah shoe!!! Hold on....lemme go beat down that yellow S.O.B. and get mah shoe back. :-D


Title: guess what
submitted by: yankee03grl | Date: 2003-02-22 | Been Used 68 times

guess what
guess what
i just found
OUT!!!!



o well nun of ur buiness
cause well who cares bout u

0 LOL

i just dont wanna talk 2 u!!



Title: you talk!!!!!!
submitted by: shYft | Date: 2003-02-22 | Been Used 75 times

Hey its not my fault I'm away, maybe if u talked to me I'd be here...Huh did u ever think of that???;-)


Title: say it out loud and proud!
submitted by: 2cute4u | Date: 2003-02-22 | Been Used 69 times

My Dixie Wrecked...gotta go!


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