Title: Funny
submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 461 times
We are all born cold, wet, and hungry... Then things get worse.
Title: Funny
submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 537 times
When all is said and done more is said than done.
Title: Fell
submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 1069 times
I fell out of my chair. This might take a while.
Title: Funny
submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 546 times
I'm right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 3%?
Title: Imagine
submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 1671 times
Imagine, if you will, a world without hypothetical situations.
Title: Funny
submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 1439 times
The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less.
Title: Progress
submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 1529 times
If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?
Title: Funny
submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 1413 times
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Title: Lemons
submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 1308 times
If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!
Title: Count
submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 1416 times
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. Which of the three are you?
Title: Now
submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 1147 times
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
Title: Fish
submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 1066 times
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the net and he won't bother you for weeks.
Title: Fool
submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 1216 times
Only fools leave away messages
Title: Idiot
submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 2142 times
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Title: Funny
submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 1419 times
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
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