Title: gay
submitted by: penis19148 | Date: 2003-03-15 | Been Used 74 times
mikef119 u r so f**kin gay dat u banged ur mom last night wit ur dildo!
Title: marc & dom
submitted by: mikef119 | Date: 2003-03-15 | Been Used 71 times
marc and dom went up a hill to have a lil fun silly dom forgot her pill and now they have a son
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Title: bitch
submitted by: penis19148 | Date: 2003-03-15 | Been Used 70 times
once there was this kid named mike. he wanted to bang dis girl named jess so bad dat he got it up the a** by her!
Title: call me
submitted by: PixieFairyDust3 | Date: 2003-03-14 | Been Used 92 times
OMG, IM BORED!!!
(your number here)
dont just look at the numbers, look at your phone too.
then pick it up, and push those secret numbers up there, and see what happens!
maybe I'll pick up telepathic signals that someone wants to talk to me
and I'll suddenly pick up the phone like it was magic!
Title: Like OMG
submitted by: Blondie7e3 | Date: 2003-03-14 | Been Used 70 times
Like OMG he said that she said that i said that she said that they said that i said that he said and like OMG then she said that i said that she said that he said that IM ON THE PHONE GOSSIPING W/ (NAME), AND ILL BRB!
Title: Smart/Dumb
submitted by: Blondie7e3 | Date: 2003-03-14 | Been Used 67 times
Hello this is your dearest friend (your name), i am gone right now! If u were smart u would know that b/c i have that little notepad thingy by my sn! But if your dumb that isnt my fault its your parents!! brb!
Title: STUFF THAT ANNOYS ME
submitted by: elliotgoe1 | Date: 2003-03-13 | Been Used 68 times
stuff that annoys me:
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No d**knose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here a**hole!
Title: Not Here
submitted by: sa**yg | Date: 2003-03-12 | Been Used 69 times
Stop please say no more. I told you not to talk to me especially WHEN I AM NOT HERE. gah yer stupid. luv ya
Title: Idioit
submitted by: mikef119 | Date: 2003-03-12 | Been Used 71 times
If you want to know how to keep an idiot busy..... well then click here
Title: Blonde Jokes
submitted by: AwayMessagesSuck | Date: 2003-03-12 | Been Used 77 times
A brunette is standing on some train tracks, jumping from rail to rail, saying "21" "21" "21" A Blonde walks up, sees her and decides to join her. She also starts jumping from rail to rail, saying "21" "21" "21" Suddenly, the brunette hears a train whistle and jumps off the tracks just as the Blonde is splattered all over the place. The Brunette goes back to jumping from rail to rail , counting "22" "22" "22"
Title: Stranded on a Desert Island
submitted by: AwayMessagesSuck | Date: 2003-03-12 | Been Used 70 times
If you were stranded on a desert island and could only bring one item what would it be? For those of you who didnt say a boat, I dont think that I will be talking to you anytime soon, for the rest of you who did feel free to IM me. BRB
Title: little quote thingy
submitted by: fatboy4t | Date: 2003-03-11 | Been Used 70 times
when you see the little quot thingy next to the persons name ........................
IT MEANS THERE NOT THERE!!
Title: not talkin to u
submitted by: fatboy4t | Date: 2003-03-11 | Been Used 69 times
im...not...talkin'...to...u...cause...i..dont...like...u...or...im...not...here...so...
leave...a...ma**age........ after...the...beep .......................................... beeeeeeep
Title: how to keep an idiot bussy
submitted by: fatboy4t | Date: 2003-03-11 | Been Used 70 times
how to keep an idiot bussy 4 hours, (see bellow)
how to keep an idiot bussy 4 hours, (see above)
Title: jack and jill
submitted by: fatboy4t | Date: 2003-03-11 | Been Used 69 times
jack and jill went up the hill to fech some marjuanna,
jack got high and pulled down his fly and sed, "do you wanna?"
jill sed yes and pulled dow her dress and then they had some fun ( :-) ),
silly jill forgot her pill and now they have a son!!
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