Title: left, right
submitted by: cheerdance4720 | Date: 2003-03-22 | Been Used 73 times
Hey %n Lets practice our rights and lefts...Your right and I LEFT~
Title: im watching you
submitted by: PunkRockDevilKat | Date: 2003-03-22 | Been Used 71 times
im away at the moment, but %n, remember, wherever you go, whatever you do, ILL BE WATCHING YOU!
Title: sex
submitted by: | Date: 2003-03-22 | Been Used 69 times
YES..I am getting it up the a**
Title: Eating
submitted by: Kristipoo272 | Date: 2003-03-21 | Been Used 70 times
I am either eating breakfast, lunch or dinner. If you are smart, you will know which one it is. LATER!
Title: Shower
submitted by: Kristipoo272 | Date: 2003-03-21 | Been Used 71 times
I am taking a shower but don't get any ideas...I charge for stuff like that!
Title: Rocky Horror
submitted by: imaslut4drscott02 | Date: 2003-03-20 | Been Used 69 times
what is the moral of being away
Live life and fear not
be higha fear nothing
be on crack and fear everything
be on extasy and f**k everything
leave me a message
Title: rocky horror
submitted by: imaslut4drscott02 | Date: 2003-03-20 | Been Used 71 times
Fe
Fi
Fo
Fum
first you jack off, then you..............
Leave me a message
Title: chicken
submitted by: ViViD | Date: 2003-03-20 | Been Used 70 times
Does everything taste like chicken, or does chicken taste like everything else?!?!
Title: Jack and Jill
submitted by: hottyblond | Date: 2003-03-19 | Been Used 71 times
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some maurjuana jack got high unzipped his fly and asked jill do you wanna? jill said "yes" and lifted her dress and they carried on...but silly jill forgot her pill so now they have a son!
Title: Guys are...
submitted by: hottyblond | Date: 2003-03-19 | Been Used 70 times
Guys are....
Snotty!
Annoying!
Flirts!
Sexy!
Nerds!
Smart(Not)!
Playa's
made for us girls to play! ;)
Title: homework
submitted by: aa**hhlliieerroocckk | Date: 2003-03-18 | Been Used 68 times
Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.
If I should fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord I will not flunk.
But if I do, don't pitty me at all,
Just lay my bones in the dorm hall.
Tell my prof I did my best,
Then pile my books upon my chest.
Now I lay me down to rest,
And pray I'll pa** tomorrow's test.
If I should die before I wake,
That's one less test I'll have to take!
Title: slutmobile
submitted by: playgrrl72 | Date: 2003-03-17 | Been Used 71 times
"something smells like p***y! and its been following me around ALL DAY! WTF!
Title: shit
submitted by: fatboy4t | Date: 2003-03-16 | Been Used 71 times
Do u know Jack Schitt?
Well, first there was Jack Schitt who married Noe Schitt. They had 6 children...Bull
Schitt, Giva Schitt, Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Deep Schitt,and Dip Schitt. Jack
Schitt's Parents were Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt.
Noe Schitt then divorced Sack Schitt and married all this Schitt.
Title: If it wasnt for christmas...
submitted by: Michelka | Date: 2003-03-16 | Been Used 72 times
Roses are red, Viloets are Blue, If it wasn't for Christmas we wud all b Jewish
Title: in da shower
submitted by: fatboy4t | Date: 2003-03-15 | Been Used 69 times
hey, im not talkin to u cuz im in da shower
wanna join me!?!?!? :-P
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