Title: sex and math
submitted by: XzXBabiGurlXzX420 | Date: 2003-04-22 | Been Used 71 times
Sex iz like math u add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs and hope to god that u dont MULTIPLY!!!!!!!
Title: Laughing at some guy
submitted by: TheDiabloDemon | Date: 2003-04-21 | Been Used 75 times
Some guys are like slinkies, it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs, OH! OH! OH! THERE'S ONE NOW, BRB!
Title: LOVE
submitted by: twinklenshine229 | Date: 2003-04-20 | Been Used 69 times
love is a sensation
caused by temptation
when a man sticks his inspiration
into a girls combonation
to increase the population
of a younger generation
do u get mi conversation
or do u need a demonstration?
Title: Christmas(hehe)
submitted by: twinklenshine229 | Date: 2003-04-20 | Been Used 69 times
Twas the the night b4 christmas
and all through the house
every1 felt shitty
even da mouse.
mom and the whorehouse
dad smoking gra**,
i'd just settled down 4 a nice peice of a**
when out on the lawn
i heard such a clatter
i sprung from my chair
to see wut was the matter
when out on da lawn i saw a big d**k
i new in a minute
it must be St. Nick
he came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell
i knew in a moment
the f**ker had fell
he stuffed all out stocking
with pretzals and beer
and a big ruber d**k 4 mi brother da queer
he rose up mi chimney
with a thunderous fart
that son of a bitch blew my chimney apart!
hw swore and he cursed
as he rode away,
PISS ON U ALL AND HAVE 1 HELL OF A DAY!
Title: Jack and Jill
submitted by: ambie0318 | Date: 2003-04-20 | Been Used 70 times
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got High unzipped his fly and said "do ya wunna?" Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun stupid jill forgot her pill and now they have a son
Title: Missing someone help
submitted by: Kobe40063 | Date: 2003-04-20 | Been Used 73 times
Missing Person
Name : { your name }
Age : { your age }
Martial status : { are u taken }
Drug use : { yes }
What kind if so : { what kind }
sex life : { yes }
when last : { date }
does anyone know where i am : { dont anwser )
Probally not, im most likely in the other room, dont call the cops, one i used drugs, and dont call my last person i had sex with's father because he will whoop my a**, any one lookin for me , no and if so dont, cause i garuntee ill be back
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Title: the diff betwen us
submitted by: HatedGoth | Date: 2003-04-18 | Been Used 72 times
What's the difference between me and you? So what's the difference between us? We can start at the status or we can just yell I'll be back and see if i mean it.
Title: God and MJ
submitted by: luvyaalways11 | Date: 2003-04-18 | Been Used 70 times
One day a boy went up to his dad and asked him: Dad is God black or white?¿
His dad said: Both
Then the boy asked: Is God a boy or a girl?¿
His dad answered: Both
Then the boy asked: Is God Micheal Jackson?¿
Title: Donkey and Rooster
submitted by: GhEtToChIcKeNz | Date: 2003-04-17 | Been Used 71 times
You have a donkey, I have a rooster. Your donkey eats my rooster's two feet. What do you have? Two feet of my c**k in your a**!
Title: jack and jill
submitted by: nikmowry333 | Date: 2003-04-17 | Been Used 96 times
jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a bottle of beer. jack got hi unzipped his fly and asked jill if she would to. jill said yes unzipped her dress. lol
be back soon.
Title: Dishes
submitted by: IUseWindex | Date: 2003-04-15 | Been Used 75 times
Im doin' the FUCKIN' dishes.... wut the HELL else is new!!!
Title: funny as heck
submitted by: lifesuxgetovait | Date: 2003-04-15 | Been Used 70 times
ok one day i just started laughing and was happy all day then i stopped during cla**. then after school i started laughing again cause my friend shook his @$$ in front of me and it was funny then he said somethin and i fell down in the snow laughing so thats just me what about you¿!¿
created by the happy crack gurl
Title: drugs
submitted by: crimsonmyst | Date: 2003-04-15 | Been Used 73 times
Sex, Drugs, Acting Bad, Speed, Weed, Heart Attack, Fuck the panties, Buy a Thong, Party Hardy, All Night Long. Drink Tequila, Take a Shot, Fuck the Dude You Think is hot, Posers suck and then they die, Stoners f**k and still stay high! Smoke A Bowl.
Title: Missing!
submitted by: TinkerBelle | Date: 2003-04-14 | Been Used 70 times
Who: (Your Name)
Age: (Your Age)
Last Seen: At(his or her) computer
Last Person She Spoke With: (The LAST person you spoke with)
Time Last Seen: %t
Date Last Seen: %d
If you have any information on her whereabouts, please call 1-800-CRIMETV and ask for somebody!
LARGE REWARD!
Regarding Reward:
Due to lack of funds, no reward will actually be given. It's just another one of our stupid gimmicks to get you to help us search for her. All proceeds benefit nobody. To hell with society.
Price's and participation may vary. See store for full details!
Title: PaNtZ
submitted by: IUseWindex | Date: 2003-04-14 | Been Used 75 times
My BoYfRiEnD ToOk OfF mY pAnTz... PlEaSe HoLd WhIlE i PuT tHeM bAcK oN!!!
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