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AAWAY.com
pronounce letter "A", "Away" dot com: A whole site
dedicated to the best away messages.
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Title: **** me
submitted by: AntiSocialKidsJumpHi | Date: 2003-05-07 | Been Used 70 times
eat me beat me bite me blow me suck me f**k me very slowly if u kiss me dont be sa**y use ur toung and make it sa**y...!!!!~*~
Title: hide-n-go-.....
submitted by: *Peaches* | Date: 2003-05-04 | Been Used 83 times
im sorry i am to busy playing hide-n-go-f**kyourself but when im dun mabye i will invite you next time i play?! brb
Title: Lifes
submitted by: JailBait2691 | Date: 2003-05-04 | Been Used 69 times
Hey I am not here because I fell out my chair and it might take awhile befor I get back up! Ow call 911!!!
Title: Lifes
submitted by: JailBait2691 | Date: 2003-05-04 | Been Used 70 times
Hey I am not here because I fell out my chair and it might take awhile befor I get back up! Ow call 911!!!
Title: Keyboard
submitted by: The1stCylf | Date: 2003-05-03 | Been Used 70 times
I wasn't sleeping. I was testing the keyboatd 4 drool resistance.
Title: haha
submitted by: xxpartiegerlx | Date: 2003-05-02 | Been Used 71 times
guys act like d**ks to make up for the ones they dont have !!!!!!
Title: Jack and Jill and Ghost
submitted by: AngelofOdd | Date: 2003-05-02 | Been Used 69 times
Little Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pale for Jack.
Jack cut off Jill's head
Then Jill was dead.
But don't worry, she'll be back.
Title: Mom&Dad
submitted by: DR BIGGSHLONG | Date: 2003-04-29 | Been Used 69 times
One evening a mom and dad and two sons are watching TV. The dad gives the mom a look, and they head upstairs. The two little boys wonder what they are doing, so they go up to take a peek.
''Well,'' said the older boy, ''remember this when mom gets on your case for sucking your thumb!''
Title: bye
submitted by: xohugsNkissesxo | Date: 2003-04-27 | Been Used 71 times
sorry but i gotta go i know know
this little hottie make your downlow jus flow!!
Title: RAinING MEN
submitted by: alwaysluvintroy7 | Date: 2003-04-26 | Been Used 69 times
Its raining men so if you will excuse me i gotta go outside
Title: STEAMBOAT
submitted by: alwaysluvintroy7 | Date: 2003-04-26 | Been Used 68 times
dont get in the water while the steamboat is coming thru TOOT TOOT!!!!
Title: WhY
submitted by: CoLoMbIaN tHuG | Date: 2003-04-26 | Been Used 71 times
YO WHY THE HELL R U SENDING ME A MESSAGE IF ITS KEYWORD IZ "AWAY" IN THE "AWAY MESSAGE" STOP IMING ME UR SO STUPID U GOT 2 LEARN WAT "AWAY" MEANS GO GET A DICTIONARY AND DEFINE THE WORD "AWAY".
Title: Monkey
submitted by: army_gurl_jrotc | Date: 2003-04-26 | Been Used 70 times
Where's my monkey? If he's with you, give him back, if he's at a party he'd better come back, if he's with is girlfriend...I will find out.
Inspired by my cousin(Her monkey ran away too).
Title: hurting my head
submitted by: corey_keller | Date: 2003-04-26 | Been Used 69 times
hay im am just do u have eye sight loss or some thing??????cant u see the yellow pad in front of my screen name????????u are hurting my head y would u ceep im me like that??????? %n sont m me till~o ya i forgot that u have eye sight loss so i will tell u the date it is %d ok u got it?????
maby i will be unconfused when it is 11/40/74732423574375743574385738453457382735264574
ok
Title: funny
submitted by: RedBBallhottie01 | Date: 2003-04-22 | Been Used 75 times
Did you know that by listening to this away message, you have wasted 14 seconds of your life?
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