Title: screen!!
submitted by: *77SoCcErSpOnGeY77* | Date: 2003-05-31 | Been Used 71 times
This is my away message. This means that I am NOT sitting at my computer starring blankly at the screen!!
Title: halo
submitted by: *77SoCcErSpOnGeY77* | Date: 2003-05-31 | Been Used 77 times
*~*~*~*I really am an angel, the horns are there to keep the halo up!*~*~*~*
Title: If U want me 2 awnser?
submitted by: dudeigotadell227 | Date: 2003-05-29 | Been Used 70 times
Im not here but if u would please leave ur name, phone #, emergency #, social security #,ur best friends phone #, emergency #, and social security #, where u think i am, where u r right now, ur favorite food, ur friends favorite food, ur age, address, ur favorite movie, ur favorite drink, a 6-10 sentence paragraph on why im the coolest person u no, and 4 reasons why i should get back to u first! But for now just sshh because my computers naping and I dont want to wake it up it might beep at me again...
Title: going to work
submitted by: Punaniracer | Date: 2003-05-28 | Been Used 70 times
Yo yo i have to go to work i noe you like my d**k but wait
Title: nasty
submitted by: medievilpixie | Date: 2003-05-28 | Been Used 72 times
eat me,
beat me,
bite me,
blow me,
suck me,
f**k me, very slowly,
if u kiss me dont be sa**y,
use ur toung and make it nasty!!
Title: Physical
submitted by: LeFartingLlama | Date: 2003-05-27 | Been Used 69 times
You know a doctor went too far during a physical when afterwards, they light a cigarette and ask," Was it as good for you as it was for me?"
Also, when a hot nurse is giving you a physical, and she gets in the vicinity of, well, ya know, how do you explain your sudden erection? Do you say, "Don't worry, it's just happy to see you?"
If you're wondering where I am, I am at the doctor's office getting a physical.
Title: Drugs
submitted by: InsaneSkater909 | Date: 2003-05-21 | Been Used 74 times
Hello %n Im Not here right now because little green men are chasing me outside where it is raining doughnuts.
I SWARE IM NOT ON DRUGS!!
Title: Britney Spears
submitted by: xxcrazyajxx | Date: 2003-05-17 | Been Used 73 times
Britney Spears is just like my computer...cheap, white, and plastic!
Title: Quizzical
submitted by: xxcrazyajxx | Date: 2003-05-17 | Been Used 73 times
If a quiz is a quizzical...then what is a test?
Title: When life gives you lemons...
submitted by: HauntedToasterOven | Date: 2003-05-15 | Been Used 72 times
When life gives you lemons, stuff them in your bra and make your chest look bigger.
Title: Roses r red!!!!!!
submitted by: MissGuiselle13 | Date: 2003-05-13 | Been Used 72 times
Roses r red,
Pickels r green,
I like ur ASS,
And wuts in between!!!
Title: MY HAIR
submitted by: BRIELOVE91 | Date: 2003-05-13 | Been Used 69 times
U MIGHT NOT BE BLOND BUT U SURE ARE DUMB LOL......
Title: Kinky
submitted by: Marksgrl | Date: 2003-05-12 | Been Used 71 times
Beat me,
Bite me,
Make me bleed,
Kinky sex is all I need!!!!
Title: movie
submitted by: nick186 | Date: 2003-05-10 | Been Used 71 times
iam watchin a movie. (not a dirty movie i all ready watched one )
Title: lil song
submitted by: SS4Pan2010 | Date: 2003-05-09 | Been Used 75 times
it was brown and round like a baby ruth... bing bang i saw the whole tang 2 find out wat i'm talkin about go 2 http://www.flowgo.com/flowgo2_view.cfm?page_id=50354
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