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AAWAY.com
pronounce letter "A", "Away" dot com: A whole site
dedicated to the best away messages.
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Title: Undies
submitted by: Rocky90 | Date: 2003-06-12 | Been Used 68 times
I see London, I see France, I see %n 's underpants. I can see that they are pink, But oh my goodness, do they stink!
Title: sex=math in many ways
submitted by: DrunkSk8er13 | Date: 2003-06-10 | Been Used 70 times
Sex is like math u + the bed - the cloths divide the legs and hope u dont multiply
Title: christmas cheers
submitted by: DrunkSk8er13 | Date: 2003-06-10 | Been Used 74 times
*clears throught*
it was the night befor christmas and all through the house every one felt shitty even the mouse. Mom at the whore house and dad smoking gra** i had just settled down for a nice peice of a**.when out on the lawn i heard such a chatter i sprung from my peice to see what was the matter when out on the lawn i saw a big d**k! i knew in a moment it must be saint nick.He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell i knew in a moment the f**ker had fell he filled our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber d**k for my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart the son of a bitch blew the chimney apart. He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight piss on you all and have a hell of a night...........
Title: singers
submitted by: lilgymnast | Date: 2003-06-09 | Been Used 71 times
Sweet lil hunnie,cute as can be, not even Ja Rule can put it on me.
Got the a** that no guy can pa** up,not even Juvenile can back dis a** up.
Da cutest girl you ever did see, maken Master P go 'Oohhwwee'.
Hottest lil chick you'll eva see,not even Nelly can ride with me.
N don't forget I rock everything you lack, even Fabolous told me ta holla back
Title: im not here rite now
submitted by: cherriez69 | Date: 2003-06-07 | Been Used 76 times
Im not here right now, but if you would like to call me on my cell phone.......buy me a cell phone
Title: this ones for you
submitted by: cherriez69 | Date: 2003-06-07 | Been Used 71 times
okai i dont get it, you are iming me when i have my away message up...whats the point of that.. usually when people have their away message up that means there away so why the f**k bother you dumba**.....
Title: scream i n to the moniter
submitted by: cherriez69 | Date: 2003-06-07 | Been Used 73 times
heyy, Im not herre right now but if you scream into the moniter, i might hear you
~*! ur name!*~
Title: I know something
submitted by: hellohiandnowbye | Date: 2003-06-06 | Been Used 75 times
Hey you know what- I know something you dont know. you wanna hear it? do you really? maybe i'll tell you. it really is a secret. the most secretly secret i have ever known. you wanna know it? are you positive? ok here it is-I'M AWAY.
Title: wizard of oz
submitted by: simplythebest | Date: 2003-06-04 | Been Used 71 times
im off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz. we all go a lil crazy sometimes i just happened to go first! :-P
Title: i ran over da taco ball dog
submitted by: Phatboy6989 | Date: 2003-06-01 | Been Used 73 times
"i"m curently driving arround in olde mexico. I'm lost & i dont know which way to go.I'm comfused, it was late & i was in a fog. Then i ran over Da Taco Bell Dog." so leave a message & i'll come back after i beat Adam to da wall!
Title: Deep Shit
submitted by: soccer surfer 47 | Date: 2003-06-01 | Been Used 68 times
Whenevr you're in deep shit... use a pooper scooper
Title: Llamaas
submitted by: mykrutz | Date: 2003-06-01 | Been Used 73 times
I a**ure you, no llamas were injured or killed in the creating, development, or typing of this away message....
Title: Monkey
submitted by: cjsknot | Date: 2003-05-31 | Been Used 70 times
How Fast can you spank the Monkey?
Title: humor
submitted by: ajammingirl911 | Date: 2003-05-31 | Been Used 73 times
joke: what do you call a snail on a boat?....
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answer: a snailor lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
hahah hohoho o you didnt get it? your not laughing I see. Well it is called having a sense of humor and I see that you dont have one. Pick one up at the Pharmacy. I told that you were coming. Also I scedualed an appointment with a sicologist very soon. lol
Title: wat?¿
submitted by: *77SoCcErSpOnGeY77* | Date: 2003-05-31 | Been Used 72 times
One day, i was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer... then it hit me!
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