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AAWAY.com
pronounce letter "A", "Away" dot com: A whole site
dedicated to the best away messages.
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Title: Stop It!!!!!
submitted by: SwimGurl485 | Date: 2003-07-29 | Been Used 71 times
~*You not a dog so please stop droolin over me ...Stop it please!!!! Now look your spit is on the floor in a puddle....Stop!!!!
Title: la
submitted by: kccampabbeyluvr | Date: 2003-07-29 | Been Used 71 times
lalalalalalalalalalalallalalalala
Title: la
submitted by: kccampabbeyluvr | Date: 2003-07-29 | Been Used 71 times
lalalalalalalalalalalallalalalala
Title: God
submitted by: kccampabbeyluvr | Date: 2003-07-29 | Been Used 72 times
God made ribers
God made lakes
God made %n
God made mistakes!
Title: Spaz
submitted by: kccampabbeyluvr | Date: 2003-07-29 | Been Used 73 times
Hey i am having my hourly spaz right about now so i cant talk bye!
Title: Jigsaw Puzzle
submitted by: kccampabbeyluvr | Date: 2003-07-29 | Been Used 87 times
A group of blondes walk into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their gla**es and toast, "Here's to 51 days!" and they proceed to down their drinks. Once again, they tell the bartender to "line 'em up", and once again they toast 51 days and down their drinks.
The bartender says, "I don't get it. Why in the world are you toasting 51 days?"
One of the blondes explains, "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It had written on the box '2-4 years,' but we finished it in 51 days!"
Title: palace of love
submitted by: cestud3 | Date: 2003-07-28 | Been Used 70 times
hey %n you have reached (your name) palace of love and im not here right now so leave one and i will get bakc to ya later
Title: camel elephant
submitted by: Courtcourtgurl24 | Date: 2003-07-27 | Been Used 70 times
SO...the elephant says to the camel "why do you have 2 boobs on your back?" the camel replies "that's a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a d**k on their face"
Title: whoa
submitted by: theye11owdart | Date: 2003-07-24 | Been Used 70 times
duuuuuuuuude, im probably like here... maybe not physically but totally spiritually dude and when i get back in my physical state of being, i will talk to you
Title: dude?!?!?
submitted by: theye11owdart | Date: 2003-07-24 | Been Used 71 times
dude i am away... but how far dude... the world may never no... omg, wu t if i never come back..........................
Title: ~!*BASEBALL*!~
submitted by: baseballchic312 | Date: 2003-07-22 | Been Used 71 times
If u luv baseball go see a game
If u kinda like baseball jus watch it on tv
If u hate baseball dont talk 2 me
Title: women controllin men
submitted by: alchic0986 | Date: 2003-07-21 | Been Used 68 times
US women control the men in socirty today...if they piss us off, we kick them in the nutes and they are laying on the ground crying!!
Title: I'm Away!
submitted by: DiamondDamsel420 | Date: 2003-07-20 | Been Used 74 times
!!!!!I'm away!!!!!
If I like you leave a message...
If I dont,dont bother...
If you love me let me know...
If you don't think you do don't
front cause you know you do,
so let it show...
If you hate me...
Say that too...
Just be ready for what I have to say when I get back to you!
Title: refridgerator
submitted by: nicknkrystal | Date: 2003-07-20 | Been Used 71 times
(ur name)'s away message is brok right now and this is her refridgerator. Now you can leave a message, but say it slow so I can write it on a post-it-note and stick it to myself!
Title: Hairy Monkey
submitted by: Hairymonkeyluver0803 | Date: 2003-07-19 | Been Used 68 times
HELP! HELP!
I'M BEING ATTACKED BY BIG HAIRY MONKEYS!
CAN'T TALK ON AIM...
My Epitaph:
, to %t, %d.
Could not come to aim even when %n was trying to aim me,
Will always be remebered for being hara**ed by big hairy monkeys...
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