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AAWAY.com
pronounce letter "A", "Away" dot com: A whole site
dedicated to the best away messages.
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Title: switched
submitted by: lilbrownChic | Date: 2003-08-23 | Been Used 73 times
Hi. This is YOUR NAME's vacuum cleaner. Her appliances have switched jobs again, and I get to answer the phone 'cause my old job sucked. So leave a message after you hear the beep, and you can be sure it's in the bag.
Title: Star trick
submitted by: lilbrownChic | Date: 2003-08-23 | Been Used 72 times
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Title: Dr.Seuss
submitted by: lilbrownChic | Date: 2003-08-23 | Been Used 77 times
Dr. Seuss' lost tounge twister
see if you can do this:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumba** cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top. Betcha you can't resist pa**ing it on.
Title: history
submitted by: lilbrownChic | Date: 2003-08-23 | Been Used 74 times
iF hIsToRy NeVeR sToPs, WhEn dOeS tHe FuRtUrE sTaRt?żż?
Title: death to the IM language
submitted by: Aqzi | Date: 2003-08-22 | Been Used 69 times
"Everytime you say "omg" a rabbit dies"
Title: CoMmOn ScEnCe!
submitted by: LiLBrat05 | Date: 2003-08-16 | Been Used 77 times
I bRb GoTtA go FiNd My CoMmOn ScEnCe I tHiNk I lEfT iT uHhHhHhH.................... i FoRgOt
WeLl LeAvE a MeSsAgE
aNd IlL TtYl
(I tHiNk)............
Title: lost
submitted by: SouthernSweety | Date: 2003-08-14 | Been Used 71 times
i am lost i went to go find myself if i get bac before i return please tell me to wiat.
Title: Mowing the Lawn
submitted by: bvabaseball3 | Date: 2003-08-07 | Been Used 70 times
" So u mow her lawn, and now ur mowing her lawn" What a great line from the movie Summer Catch lol.. Anyways If u havent guessed im MOWING the lawn hehe.. so leave a message when i get back.. Have a nice day
Title: hehe
submitted by: HeRiTaGeCuTtIe05 | Date: 2003-08-06 | Been Used 72 times
3, 6, 9 standin real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time get low, get low, get low, get low! To the windoooow to the wall to the sweat drip down my balls to all these bitches crawl, to all skit skit muh f**ka all skit skit got dam GOT DAMN! To all skit skit muh f**ka all skit skit got dam GOT DAMN!
Title: away messages
submitted by: ASHTONLUVA316 | Date: 2003-08-04 | Been Used 75 times
All my friends have their away messages on... so i guess if you cant beat them... JOIN 'EM!
.·:*¨¨*:·.your name goes here.·:*¨¨*:·.
Title: common sence
submitted by: ASHTONLUVA316 | Date: 2003-08-04 | Been Used 71 times
Hey there im away from my computer.......if you sent me an im your either blind or nosey!! And if you dont get it you just lack common sence!!
Title: What god made
submitted by: RoxySurfer050 | Date: 2003-08-01 | Been Used 72 times
God made oceans, god made trees, God made the backstreetboys.......Hey, everyone makes mistakes......brb
Title: blah..
submitted by: rowerchick2 | Date: 2003-07-31 | Been Used 73 times
blah.....
that's all i have to say about that.
Title: randon activity time!!
submitted by: rowerchick2 | Date: 2003-07-31 | Been Used 73 times
ok everone, random activity time in three... two... one....... GO!
aww... you didn't "GO!" well if you won't i will! ttyl!
Title: common sense
submitted by: Courtcourtgurl24 | Date: 2003-07-30 | Been Used 70 times
Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world.
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