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AAWAY.com
pronounce letter "A", "Away" dot com: A whole site
dedicated to the best away messages.
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Title: Canada Sux
submitted by: IMMetallicaFreak | Date: 2003-09-07 | Been Used 72 times
Canada Sux because:
1. They Just Do!
2. They have no Bada$$es
3. They Follow the 2nd Sukyest Contry England
5. They can'y get a tan
If u can't fing anymore answers while i'm away you Suk Because your CANADIAN!
Title: Metal Staff
submitted by: TwylightGlo | Date: 2003-08-29 | Been Used 70 times
I'll be right back. I've just stepped outside to practice my moves so I can quite thoroughly beat the crap out of people with my metal staff. Bug me, and I'll hunt you down and beat you to death.
Title: 1500 Pieces
submitted by: TwylightGlo | Date: 2003-08-29 | Been Used 69 times
My brain's been scattered into 1500 pieces. I'm going to try and put it back together. It might take a few weeks, but I'll get the jigsaw puzzle together. ^.^
Title: fuck u, u fuckin fuck
submitted by: Nikkiii | Date: 2003-08-29 | Been Used 70 times
g_ ~ f_ck ~ y_ur ~ s_lf
would u like to buy a vowel??
Title: Bus Driver
submitted by: LitelxJ | Date: 2003-08-29 | Been Used 79 times
:: Theres this Lil Boy who gets on a city bus. He sits right behind the bus drive and starts talkin. He says " If my mom was an elephant and my dady was an elephant, i would be a ababy elephant. the bus driver sighed. And he says " If my dad was a bull and my mom was a cow I would be a bay bull. So the bus driver gets really P-O'd and says " What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was gay". And the kid goes " then I'd be a bus driver". LOL
Title: A reason against belief
submitted by: Aqzi | Date: 2003-08-28 | Been Used 72 times
"We wouldn't have to wipe our @ss if there truly was a god"
Title: Wasted Effort
submitted by: Aqzi | Date: 2003-08-28 | Been Used 69 times
"I hate when I accomplish something in a dream that took a lot of effort, because when I wake up, I realize I did all that sh*t for nothing"
Title: Vampires in the sun
submitted by: Aqzi | Date: 2003-08-28 | Been Used 69 times
"If you see a vampire during the day, he's just working overtime"
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submitted by: brunet beauty251 | Date: 2003-08-24 | Been Used 69 times
all my friends have there away messages on .......so i guess if u cant beat them ....JOIN THEM!!
Title: kissy kissy
submitted by: KristinM2009 | Date: 2003-08-23 | Been Used 73 times
.:*a peach is a peach
*:.a plum is a plum
.:*a kiss isnt a kiss
*:.with out some tounge
.:*so open your mouth,
*:.close your eyes, and
.:*give your tounge some excercise!
Title: do ya think i care?
submitted by: KristinM2009 | Date: 2003-08-23 | Been Used 72 times
:: The Dirty Lookz - The Jealous Stares ::
......:: ..The Best Part Is.. ::......
:: Y o u T h i n k I C a r e ::
Title: cool
submitted by: KristinM2009 | Date: 2003-08-23 | Been Used 70 times
SwEeT sExY
OnE oF a KiNd
ThErE aInT nO dOuBt
IlL bLoW yA mInD
Im ThAt MiNd ShOcKiN
BoDy RoCkIn
SiTtIn HiGh
LoOkIn FlY
PrEtTy SlIcK
SeXy ChIcK
Title: it is ok
submitted by: KristinM2009 | Date: 2003-08-23 | Been Used 72 times
¤*You Can Think Ur Prettier than Me..Its Okay to Lie to Yourself Every once in a while!!* ¤
Title: jealous
submitted by: KristinM2009 | Date: 2003-08-23 | Been Used 71 times
¸.·*¨`»~SeXy LiL bItCh~
*CuTe LiL hUnNi*
?¿Me JealOuS Of U?¿
-HaHa-
~UR FUNNY~
Title: Hmmm NOPE!!
submitted by: KristinM2009 | Date: 2003-08-23 | Been Used 73 times
*DiRtY LooKz
JeAlOuZ StArEz
dA FuNny ParT is...
Do I CaRe?
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