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AAWAY.com
pronounce letter "A", "Away" dot com: A whole site
dedicated to the best away messages.
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Title: beep
submitted by: sexiangel0823 | Date: 2003-11-26 | Been Used 73 times
I am not her rite now, so please leave a message after the beep.
beEeeeeeeeeeeeep......
Title: loading
submitted by: sexiangel0823 | Date: 2003-11-26 | Been Used 68 times
content loading........
Title: boring
submitted by: sexiangel0823 | Date: 2003-11-26 | Been Used 68 times
the reason I left id because you were boring me to death!
Title: confusing
submitted by: sexiangel0823 | Date: 2003-11-26 | Been Used 69 times
he told her that she told him that they told her that she said I was gone.
Title: go away!
submitted by: sexiangel0823 | Date: 2003-11-26 | Been Used 71 times
go away!
Title: grocery item
submitted by: soccerqt12 | Date: 2003-11-25 | Been Used 71 times
do i look like a grocery item to u cuz i see u checkin me out
Title: grocery item
submitted by: soccerqt12 | Date: 2003-11-25 | Been Used 68 times
do i look like a grocery item to u cuz i see u checkin me out
Title: Jack and Jill and eventuall y Bill
submitted by: BlondeBabeeGurl9 | Date: 2003-11-22 | Been Used 73 times
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijauna. Jack got high unzipped his fly and said do you wanna. Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son named Bill!
Title: think about it
submitted by: sxybaby229 | Date: 2003-11-21 | Been Used 74 times
WHY
1) Why do you need your drivers license when your buying beer if you dont drink and drive??
2) Why do you buy cigaretts at a gas station if smoking is prohibited there?
3) Why is it when men talk to women sexually its sexual hara**ment but when women talk to me like that its $3.95 a minute?
THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS WHILE IM GONE!
Title: retard
submitted by: sxybaby229 | Date: 2003-11-21 | Been Used 75 times
The first sign of retardastion is hair on ur nuckles
The second sign is looking for it!
haha bitch u just got played!!!! RETARD!!!
Title: jack and jill the real story not the short one
submitted by: sxybaby229 | Date: 2003-11-21 | Been Used 70 times
Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch a pail of water. Jack fell down and dropped his fly and asked do u wannaż? Jill said yes and dropped her dress. Jill forgot to take her pill and then they had a son
Title: u cant say s*** on television
submitted by: BabyGirl91490 | Date: 2003-11-16 | Been Used 71 times
omg there gonna say s*** there gonna say s*** on television u cant say s*** on television ..........ummmmmmmmmmmmm s*** i forg0t the rest
Title: BEEEEEP!
submitted by: aimfrk | Date: 2003-11-12 | Been Used 72 times
Hi, ~*ur name*~ iz not here right now! if i waz here than y would i have an AWAY message ^?
a question 4 the ages! so how can u miss me if i dont go AWAY? Leave ur name and # @ the beep and i'll get back 2 u asap! luv lots!!!!!
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Title: Gotta Go
submitted by: JohnnyBeNigga | Date: 2003-11-12 | Been Used 71 times
Why the other Niggaz hatin on me, Im the only nigga needin a mofo hatin, dig?
Title: Michael Jackson
submitted by: NottieHottie | Date: 2003-11-11 | Been Used 71 times
Once a boy asked his father,is God a girl or a boy
??His dad said both...then he asked if God was black or white??His dad said both...then he asked if God was Michael Jackson??!
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