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AAWAY.com
pronounce letter "A", "Away" dot com: A whole site
dedicated to the best away messages.
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Title: Not Here
submitted by: jimmycrackcorn777 | Date: 2002-09-29 | Been Used 434 times
Out... like a fat kid in dodgeball.
Title: Funny
submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 253 times
I wish I were you so I could be friends with me.
Title: Funny
submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 238 times
I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other, and when I am alone I am together.
Title: Funny
submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 2534 times
You have just recieved the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation.
Title: Funny
submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 254 times
I dropped my keybord when I find it I'll get back to you.
Title: Funny
submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 253 times
Hi. This is (YOUR SCREEN NAME)'s computer...he/she is away, but I'm open for suggestions!
Title: funny
submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 267 times
Please hold for the next avalible represenative... that would be me, but I am not here so please continue to hold.
Title: funny
submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 304 times
I'm not here right now but if you scream really loud into your monitor I might be able to hear you!
Title: funny
submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 384 times
Has your mind ever just gone blank? Well sometimes that happens to me and...WHAT? What was I talking about? My mind just went blank.
Title: funny
submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 322 times
Ican'tfindthespacebar
Title: funny
submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 342 times
WARNING: Cannot locate away message, please restart your computer and try back in 365 days.
Title: funny
submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 332 times
Sory speelcheck isnt werking so my speling isnt up too par...
Title: Funny
submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 362 times
People that scan away messages for entertainment are pathetic. Let me know if you find any good ones.
Title: Funny
submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 396 times
Lost...
Title: Funny
submitted by: funnylaugh | Date: 2002-09-19 | Been Used 337 times
Did you know by reading this message you have wasted 14 seconds of your life?
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