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AAWAY.com
pronounce letter "A", "Away" dot com: A whole site
dedicated to the best away messages.
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Title: Lemons
submitted by: Lady L | Date: 2003-12-13 | Been Used 74 times
When life gives u lemons.........
squirt someone in the eye.
~*~(your name)~*~
Title: Green monkeys
submitted by: Lady L | Date: 2003-12-11 | Been Used 67 times
Ahhh! Green monkeys and purple people eaters are chasing me around my house! Help!! my address is: 937 Gary Ave. I need help fast!
Title: From Scary Movie
submitted by: Lady L | Date: 2003-12-09 | Been Used 68 times
From Scary Movie
"Run Bitch Run"
Title: From Scary Movie
submitted by: Lady L | Date: 2003-12-09 | Been Used 92 times
From Scary Movie
"Reporting for Black TV. White folks dead we getting the f**k out a here.
Title: East to the sea
submitted by: Lady L | Date: 2003-12-09 | Been Used 69 times
East to the sea
West to the land
Death to the bitch
Thats wat u r.
Title: starin
submitted by: iluvjeremy | Date: 2003-12-06 | Been Used 70 times
havin a starin contest wit my wall
blink danm you
Title: Curiosity
submitted by: JnT4E? | Date: 2003-12-03 | Been Used 67 times
curious of where i am........ Curiosity killed the A$$!!
(im me at firerules89 and tell me if you like it)
Title: Jack nd Jill (real true story)
submitted by: ShErBeRtCaKz08 | Date: 2003-11-30 | Been Used 67 times
sum bitch said she had dat story right but she didnt,dis is how it goes...Jack nd jill went up da hill ta smoke sum marjuana,jack got high unzipped his fly nd said do u wanna? jill said yea nd dropped her dress nd den day had sum fun, stupid jill forgot her pill nd now day have a son. Now wut,bitch? whos got da story right now?...sho nough not u!!
Title: phone
submitted by: prplejellybeen | Date: 2003-11-30 | Been Used 73 times
"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us." - Western Union internal memo, 1876. Phone call!
Title: stupid
submitted by: prplejellybeen | Date: 2003-11-30 | Been Used 100 times
I've forgotten more than I've ever learned. So if you're reciving this away message, I'm off doing something stupid again
Title: hmmmm
submitted by: prplejellybeen | Date: 2003-11-30 | Been Used 76 times
C'mon! This CAN'T be the self-destruct button. If it was, they wouldn't leave it lying around like this where anyone could push it! Hm, oh well...
Title: stupid idiot
submitted by: prplejellybeen | Date: 2003-11-30 | Been Used 74 times
How do you keep an Idiot busy.. See bottom of Away Message \/....
How do you keep an Idiot busy.. See top of Away Message /\....
Title: jello
submitted by: prplejellybeen | Date: 2003-11-30 | Been Used 76 times
can u nail jello into a tree? if you can, keep talkin. if not, then that's ok, keep talkin anyways
Title: stupid
submitted by: prplejellybeen | Date: 2003-11-30 | Been Used 76 times
DON'T PLAY STUPID WITH ME...I'M BETTER AT IT!
Title: chicadees
submitted by: prplejellybeen | Date: 2003-11-30 | Been Used 76 times
Hey chick a dees eating peas in the trees about to sneeze into a breeze if you please! I g2g
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