Title: brb
submitted by: rtmkce | Date: 2004-01-04 | Been Used 69 times
sorry cant talk right now, im doin somethin you dont even want to know about!! Trust me!!
Title: ummm
submitted by: hottchic746 | Date: 2004-01-04 | Been Used 71 times
I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive, but suidice is a crime!
Title: cry me a river
submitted by: MKSports20 | Date: 2003-12-31 | Been Used 68 times
I'm not here right now, so cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get over it
Title: Cry me a river
submitted by: bonedeep | Date: 2003-12-30 | Been Used 73 times
Im not here now, so cry me a river, build me a bridge and get over it.
Title: I have to get out and stretch
submitted by: CharmedakaPiPnMeRrYs | Date: 2003-12-29 | Been Used 69 times
To Linkin Parks Numb:
My Butt's become so numb
I cant feel it there
Its become so tired so much more not there
Its becoming painful
All I want to do
Is get up and stretch
and be away from you!
like it! Well my butt is numb so bbl!
Title: HANGIN
submitted by: CharmedakaPiPnMeRrYs | Date: 2003-12-29 | Been Used 69 times
Well Legolas,Pip,Merry,Gimli,Aragorn,
Sam,Piper,Phoebe,Paige,Leo and I are all hanging out. And if you have no clue who these people are then look them up in the yellow pages. If you cant find them there then call me or e-mail me but dont IM cuz I will just ignore you. The first 6 live in middle earth and the next 4 live in San Fransico. But dont mess with either groups. They dont like you.The only like me. And of course my friend Brittany...oh wait nevermind they only like me! BBL!
Title: Trick or treating
submitted by: Lady L | Date: 2003-12-29 | Been Used 70 times
I am trick or treating on the highway dressed as a deer. TTYL (talk to ya later)
~!!*(name)*!!~
Title: cat playing w/ away message
submitted by: hikaru_anime521 | Date: 2003-12-28 | Been Used 69 times
my cat is playing with my away message. it should be back soon, but it will probably be all cat spitty.
=^.^= (name here) =^.^=
Title: the really real jack & jill story
submitted by: hikaru_anime521 | Date: 2003-12-27 | Been Used 71 times
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marrahwanna, jack got high and dropped his fly and said "do ya wanna?", jill said "yes" and dropped her dress, and then they had some fun, jill forgot to take her pill, and now they have a son
Title: Fridge
submitted by: electricblufire | Date: 2003-12-22 | Been Used 70 times
Hello. (NAME) isn't near the computer at the moment. This is her fridge. Please leave a message for (NAME) and she will reply in the order it was recieved. But please speak really slow, so I can write it on a sticky note and stick it to myself.
Title: A little rhyme
submitted by: electricblufire | Date: 2003-12-22 | Been Used 70 times
Me not here. Me say bye. Leave me message, me reply.
Title: bois are cheats and liers
submitted by: eatsleepswimany? | Date: 2003-12-22 | Been Used 71 times
Boys are Cheats and Liars,
They're such a big disgrace,
They will tell you anything to second base
-ball baseball he thinks he's gonna score,
if you let him go all the way then you are a whore
-ticulture studies flowers, geologists study rocks,
the only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his cock
-roaches, beetles, butterflies and bugs,
nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of jugg
-lers and acrobats and dancing bear named Chuck,
All guys really want to do is forget it, no such luck!
Title: HaHa
submitted by: pikapika | Date: 2003-12-22 | Been Used 67 times
So Did it urt?
when i slaped you last night.
i know it hurt me.
be back when im out of jail.
Title: CLOWNS
submitted by: SlipknotFreak666 | Date: 2003-12-20 | Been Used 68 times
cant sleep... clowns will eat me... cant sleep... clowns will eat me... cant sleep... clowns will eat me... cant sleep... clowns will eat me... cant sleep... clowns will eat me... cant sleep... clowns will eat me... cant sleep... clowns will eat me... cant sleep... clowns will eat me... cant sleep... clowns will eat me...
Title: Sueing Kellogs
submitted by: ACEprobe | Date: 2003-12-20 | Been Used 74 times
I went to sue Kellogs. Why you ask? My rice krispies said Snap, Crackle, Fuck You!
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