Title: Blondes
submitted by: Bowliebot | Date: 2004-03-18 | Been Used 71 times
A blonde got mad when everybody kept callin her dumb so she went 2 the store 2 get a puzzle 2 prove 2 every 1 that she really was smart. She went down an isle and oicked out a tiger puzzle. She took it home and couldn't figure it out so she called her husband. Her husband came home and looked at her puzzle and said "honey, can u please put the frosted flakes back in the box and up in the cabinet?"
Title: The Dumb Blonde (no offense)
submitted by: dancergirly92 | Date: 2004-03-17 | Been Used 70 times
There was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead who all wanted to commit suicide. So all three of them climbed to the top of the Empire State Building and Stood at the edge. They all started fighting over who would go first so they decided they'd jump at the same time. The redhead jumped and 15 seconds later, she was dead. the brunette jumped and 20 seconds later, she was dead. The blonde jumped and gently drifted down and landed on her feet and didn't die. As this was happening, a little boy and his mother were pa**ing by. the boy starts talking to his mom and asks her why the blonde lady didn't die. The mother replied because she was a blonde. When the kid asked what being blonde had to do with her not dying, his mom replied "She didn't die because she has nothing in her head to weigh her down."
Title: tigers suck
submitted by: kuroxmysox | Date: 2004-03-15 | Been Used 68 times
PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR AND THROW A TIGER OFF A BRIDGE AND THEN IM ME WHEN U GET BACK, AND NO MISTAKES THIS TIME..........
FUCK MIZZOU
I MEAN MUCK FIZZOU :-D O:-)
Title: moo
submitted by: Message | Date: 2004-03-15 | Been Used 69 times
Ahhh! MOO! The evil cows are attacking me! MOO! Can't you hear them?! MOOOOOOO! Ah make it stop! MOOMY!
Title: Pokeman
submitted by: sexylady56200 | Date: 2004-03-15 | Been Used 72 times
my pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like, do you wanna trade cards, damn right, lets trade some cards, ill trade you, but not my charizard!!!
Title: HEY
submitted by: siearra | Date: 2004-03-13 | Been Used 69 times
Sex is evil
Evil is a sin
a sin is forgivable
so come on babii stick it in!!!
Title: What a long walk.
submitted by: Georgia_Girl | Date: 2004-03-12 | Been Used 68 times
Once there were 3 bears mami,papi,and babi.
one day mami and papiwent for a long walk,and let babi bear stay home. 3 months la8er mami and papi came home...with 3 more babi bears.
Now...did they just go 4 a walk?
Title: Hurt
submitted by: MrFroggyGreen | Date: 2004-03-10 | Been Used 70 times
This girl told me she wanted 12 inches and she wanted it to hurt so i f**ked her twice and slapped her.
Title: Save Water
submitted by: cowgirl9128 | Date: 2004-03-07 | Been Used 93 times
SaVe WaTeR dRiNk BeEr!
Title: stupid
submitted by: spongebobrox | Date: 2004-03-07 | Been Used 69 times
(ur name)'s computer is broken down right now. This is his/her fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly. so I can write it on a post-it-note and stick it 2 myself!
Title: WalMart
submitted by: RachieLou92 | Date: 2004-03-07 | Been Used 68 times
I'm riding ponies outside of WalMart.
Be back when i run out of quarters.
Title: God
submitted by: RachieLou92 | Date: 2004-03-07 | Been Used 70 times
God made mud,
God made dirt,
God made boys
so girls could flirt!
Title: Funeral
submitted by: RachieLou92 | Date: 2004-03-07 | Been Used 68 times
I used to hate it when
aunts and grandmas, used
to come up to me at weddings
and say "your next, your next."
Well they stopped doin
that crap when i started
to do it at funerals. BRB
Title: ever knew cool means this?????
submitted by: bballpaigey10 | Date: 2004-03-07 | Been Used 67 times
%n is really cool but cool means this so...
constepadeid
overweighted
out of style
looser
%n....your not really cool i jus wanted 2 c how many ims ur give me saying that im mean and cool. rotfl
Title: weddings and funerals
submitted by: laniemae13 | Date: 2004-03-07 | Been Used 74 times
When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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