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AAWAY.com
pronounce letter "A", "Away" dot com: A whole site
dedicated to the best away messages.
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Title: Purple Penguins
submitted by: Stupidmonkey | Date: 2004-03-30 | Been Used 72 times
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Purple Penguins r chasin after me so leave a message and if they dont eat me ill get back 2 u
Title: Bored
submitted by: Stupidmonkey | Date: 2004-03-30 | Been Used 70 times
Bored outta my mind.... wait do i have a mind to be bored outta?
Title: Money
submitted by: Stupidmonkey | Date: 2004-03-30 | Been Used 69 times
Money is the root of all evil so give it to me and ill get rid of it
Title: cell phone
submitted by: lildancebabi2010 | Date: 2004-03-30 | Been Used 69 times
im not here right now but if u want 2get ahold of me u can call me on my cell phone ,but first u hav 2 buy me 1!!!!!!!!
LYA, me
Title: Jack and Jill
submitted by: Bmcarebear | Date: 2004-03-28 | Been Used 67 times
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son!
Title: i love you
submitted by: heaven3508 | Date: 2004-03-25 | Been Used 72 times
i love you
you love me
homosexuality
people say that we're best friends
but they don't know we're lesbians
BBL LOVE **~~ME~~**
Title: ~!~ ThIs LiTtLe PiGgY ~!~
submitted by: XxGoThIcBlOoDxX | Date: 2004-03-21 | Been Used 69 times
This little piggy went to Hades
This little piggy stayed home
this little piggy ate raw and steaming human flesh
this little piggy violated virgins
And this little piggy clambered over a heap of dead bodies to get to the top.
Title: ~*get bak*~
submitted by: jusst4u316 | Date: 2004-03-20 | Been Used 73 times
hey.................
roses r red volets r black y is ur gurls chest as flat as her back???
roses r red volots r black got made me pretty wut da helllllll happen to u???
roses r red volots r blue ur da trash i dont need no more!!!
Title: Boys Say its great
submitted by: Cheerin4Lyfe | Date: 2004-03-19 | Been Used 76 times
Boys Say Its Great... Boys Say Its Fine... But Nine Months Later... They're Sayin... HEy! Its Not Mine!
Love You.. Leave Me One!
...:::Name:::...
Title: ?¿?¿
submitted by: chicken | Date: 2004-03-19 | Been Used 70 times
Me ChInEsE, mE pLaY jOkE, mE gO pEe PeE iN yOuR cOkE!!!!
Title: AHHH THE GUMMIE BEARS!!!
submitted by: pbronco09 | Date: 2004-03-19 | Been Used 74 times
A B C D E F G...GUMMIE BEARS ARE CHASING ME...ONE IS YELLOW, ONE IS BLUE, THE ORANGE COLORED ONE JUST STOLE MY SHOE.....
Title: wal-mart
submitted by: pbronco09 | Date: 2004-03-19 | Been Used 70 times
Riding the ponies at wal-mart. Be back when I run out of quarters.
Title: priceless
submitted by: MKSports20 | Date: 2004-03-18 | Been Used 68 times
Roca Wear sweatshirt-$80
Fubu Shirt-$40
realizing that your white- priceless
Title: driving
submitted by: Bowliebot | Date: 2004-03-18 | Been Used 72 times
A blonde was driving down 95 and she kept swervin and swervin so a cop pulls her over and asks "is everything ok?" she says "yes sir" then he asks "then y do u keep swervin?" and she says " u c I'm driving down the road mindin my own buisness when a tree pops up in front of me so I have 2 swerve out of the way" the cop looks in her car and says "maam, that's ur air freshiner".
Title: I 95
submitted by: Bowliebot | Date: 2004-03-18 | Been Used 73 times
A blonde was driving down 95 and her husband called her and asked "r u ok?" She said, "ya. Y?" He said "cuz I was just watchin the news and it says that there is a car tat is goin the wrong way." She said "Tell me more about this cuz when I look at it all the cars r goin the wrong way."
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