Title: friends dont let friends...... submitted by: JerseysHottie18 | Date: 2004-04-13 | Been Used 69 times
**friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly men**
Title: Its all about the girls submitted by: JerseysHottie18 | Date: 2004-04-13 | Been Used 72 times
Boston girls are pretty, New York girls are smart, but it takes a *Jersey girl* to win a fella's heart. Florida girls are tan, Chicago girls got flow, but when you want the best lookin' girl, *Jersey's* where you gotta go. California girls are wild, Texas girls are fun, but a *Jersey girl is a Jersey-girl,* come on they're #1. Jewish girls are quiet, Catholic girls are sweet, so just to give you some advice, pray a *Jersey girl* is who you meet. To any man who reads this and truly wants to know, if you have a *Jersey girl*, you should never let her go.
Title: Away submitted by: Lilgurl13 | Date: 2004-04-12 | Been Used 96 times
%n im sorry u reached my away message!! If u can leave a message! Im been gone!! So be back later!
~*~(your name)~*~
Title: went crazy ~! submitted by: Qtchik0007 | Date: 2004-04-08 | Been Used 74 times
went crazy...be back later, maybe
Title: press.. submitted by: LiLBabyCutie101 | Date: 2004-04-08 | Been Used 79 times
press...
1. if u think i'm hott
2. if u think i'm cute
3. if u wanna go out with me
4. if you like me better as a friend
5. if both 1 & 3
6. if both 2 & 3
7. if both 3 & 4 (idk how anyone could think that about somebody but w/e lol)
8. if u HATE me
9. if u love me (AND TELL ME Y!)
Title: BeLiEvE It Or NoT submitted by: Qtchik0007 | Date: 2004-04-08 | Been Used 72 times
ok, believe it or not, i am sitting right in front of my computer at this very moment. I just saw your little IM message pop up. I could talk to you if i really wanted to, but I'm not going to! I might be eating icecream and i don't feel like making my keyboard all sticky. I might actually be constructive and could be doing some work now. Or better yet, maybe i just don't feel like talking to you right now. you can pick which one you like best. if i think you're worthy of my attention i'll talk to you in a moment. (wow, writing that felt really good; sorry to take my aggression out on you, by the way. if i were you i'd be pretty offended. in fact, i'd go down to the local powertool shop and find some really scary-looking thing and come after me with it.
Title: i am a box submitted by: dreameboy69 | Date: 2004-04-07 | Been Used 72 times
stop wait ...why i couldnt no i dont no he knows....she told him and he found out from her a while back then ya know wut happend next this kid named gordon came along and said f**k you this is my box..........box box "i am a BOX"
Title: jack n jill submitted by: shtrdxskullz | Date: 2004-04-04 | Been Used 70 times
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke mari-juanna jack got hi and undid his fly and jill said o i wanna
Title: Blondes submitted by: XeZaLyCoNfUsEdX | Date: 2004-04-03 | Been Used 71 times
How did the blonde die swimming? I left my scratch and sniff sticker in the bottom of the pool!
Title: Dodgeball submitted by: XeZaLyCoNfUsEdX | Date: 2004-04-03 | Been Used 71 times
Im out like a fat kid in dodgeball!
Title: Jack & Jill submitted by: XeZaLyCoNfUsEdX | Date: 2004-04-03 | Been Used 73 times
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some Marijuanna....Jack got high and dropped his fly and said "do u wanna." Jill said yes and dropped her Dress & then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill & now they have a son.
Title: Tom Cruise submitted by: XeZaLyCoNfUsEdX | Date: 2004-04-03 | Been Used 70 times
How about you make like a Tom & Cruise!
Title: Remember submitted by: socer_babe | Date: 2004-03-31 | Been Used 73 times
Remember my face remember my name because there aint no hoe who can take my place
Title: I'm Right submitted by: socer_babe | Date: 2004-03-31 | Been Used 71 times
I'm right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 3%?
Title: cheerleaders submitted by: socer_babe | Date: 2004-03-31 | Been Used 70 times
Cheerleaders are happy happiness suxs, cheerleaders clap they look like duck, they think they are all that and a bag of chips, well actually they are a bunch of o'dits
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