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pronounce letter "A", "Away" dot com: A whole site
dedicated to the best away messages.
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Title: Ur cherry
submitted by: Stupidmonkey | Date: 2004-05-03 | Been Used 96 times
ur cherry's like a can of pringles once its poped the fun dont stop
Title: teehee
submitted by: chopperchris81 | Date: 2004-04-29 | Been Used 74 times
i am pooping right now
Title: hahahaha
submitted by: dixiechik70690 | Date: 2004-04-28 | Been Used 69 times
i once had a friend who was really corny..........actually he was just plain horny
Title: milking cow
submitted by: chatmanjo77 | Date: 2004-04-28 | Been Used 72 times
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were alone
just her and I
Her hair was brown
her eyes were too
I knew just what
she wanted to do
So with my courage
I did my best
i placed my hand
upon her breast
i trembled and shook
and felt her heart
slowly she spread
her leags apart
I knew she was ready
But I didnt know how
it was my first try
At milking a cow
Title: sing to the tune of row row row your boat
submitted by: chatmanjo77 | Date: 2004-04-28 | Been Used 69 times
Roll- Roll- Roll- your Joint, Twist it at the End!Light it Up and Take a Puff, then Pa** it to a Friend...!
Title: pinch cheeks at funerals
submitted by: chatmanjo77 | Date: 2004-04-28 | Been Used 73 times
I used to hate it when aunts and grandmas, used to come up to me at weddings and pinch my cheeks and say "Your next" "Your next". Well they stopped doin that crap when i started to do it to them at funerals. ahahahahaha.....bbl
Title: watch wrist thing just read it
submitted by: chatmanjo77 | Date: 2004-04-28 | Been Used 72 times
You know what pisses me off? People who point at the wrist when asking the time, i know where my watch is buddy where they f**k is yours? I mean do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is??
Title: fout like mahamad
submitted by: chatmanjo77 | Date: 2004-04-28 | Been Used 71 times
I'm out like Muhammad Ali in a game of Jenga!
Title: hilarious mickey and minnie mouse divorce
submitted by: chatmanjo77 | Date: 2004-04-28 | Been Used 72 times
Mickey Divorces Minnie Judge: Mickey you can't divorce Minnie on the account that she's silly. Mickey: I didn't say she was silly, I said she was f**king Goofy!!......haha bbl cya
Title: leave message
submitted by: chatmanjo77 | Date: 2004-04-28 | Been Used 69 times
Leave a message, and I'll IM you back later.
Leave a SEXY message and I'll IM you back sooner......lol bbl cya
Title: riddle haha
submitted by: chatmanjo77 | Date: 2004-04-28 | Been Used 68 times
Riddle: George Bush has a little one, Germans usailly have big ones, and priests dont use thiers ..... ..... ..... .... ....
Its a last name you pervert lol
Title: dr.seuss tongue twister lol
submitted by: chatmanjo77 | Date: 2004-04-28 | Been Used 70 times
Dr. Seuss' lost tounge twister
see if you can do this:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumba** cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top. Betcha you can't resist pa**ing it on.
Title: jack and kill (remix)
submitted by: chatmanjo77 | Date: 2004-04-28 | Been Used 69 times
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some Marijuana. Jack got high and dropped his fly and said do you wanna? Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son....... haha.....im busy bbl cya
Title: funny egg thing
submitted by: chatmanjo77 | Date: 2004-04-28 | Been Used 74 times
If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You get eaten once. It takes for minutes to get hard, only to minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn't that bad!
Title: funny suck lollipop thing lol
submitted by: chatmanjo77 | Date: 2004-04-28 | Been Used 73 times
Suck Suck Suck Suck.. I'm eating a lollipop you pervert.....Lata
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