Title: inventions
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 73 times
I'm out creating my two new inventions:
1. Instant Water (just add water)
2. Fireproof Matches
Title: hostage
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 69 times
I have taken myself hostage. If you ever want to see me again, give me one hundred dollars.
Title: give me my demands
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 70 times
im on strike, no more talkin 2 u til u give in 2 my demands. i want a rocket n a pony n a mansion n a monkey n a lotta money. oh yea gimme a cookie while youre at it 2.
Title: impatient
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 77 times
as u can see im not here right now so u have two options u can sit and wait for me or u can say "f**k her" and forget about me the whole time ur online. take your pick.
GOD DAMMIT IF U PICKED NUMBER 2 U R JUST AN IMPATIENT LITTLE BITCH WHO CANT WAIT 3 MINUTES FOR ME TO GET BACK! F**K U!
Title: evil monkey ninjas
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 75 times
evil monky ninjas are meeting as we speak, plottin my demise... i gotta stop them! if i dont make it back, please tell %n that i think theyre gay.
Title: deserted island
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 73 times
If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring only one thing, what would it be?
For those of you who didn't say a boat, I don't think I'll be talking to you anytime soon. For the rest of you, feel free to leave me a message.
Title: deserted island
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 73 times
If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring only one thing, what would it be?
For those of you who didn't say a boat, I don't think I'll be talking to you anytime soon. For the rest of you, feel free to leave me a message.
Title: the brightest crayon in the tree
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 72 times
Well, well, well... not the brightest crayon in the tree now are we? Oh wait...
Title: the brightest crayon in the tree
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 72 times
Well, well, well... not the brightest crayon in the tree now are we? Oh wait...
Title: anorexic girl
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 72 times
i love you like an anorexic girl loves cake!
Title: Roll Roll
submitted by: XeZaLyCoNfUsEdX | Date: 2004-05-15 | Been Used 70 times
Roll Roll Roll a blunt, light it at the end. Take a Puff, that's enough, pa** it to a friend.
Title: Real Men of Genius
submitted by: broe412 | Date: 2004-05-15 | Been Used 71 times
Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you, Mr. Compulsive Away Message Checker. While most people are out actually having a good time, you are at home reading about it on your computer screen. Right mouse click, get buddy info, or the little info box at the bottom of the Buddy List (Whichever is faster). You have people on that list you havent talked to in years, but you still loyally read there away messages everyday to see what they are up to. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Marauder of the Mousepad,and dont wander too far from your computer, because you never know when somebodys away message may change, thank you, %n for being a compulsive away message checker, i may change this in a few minutes, so check back!!!-
Title: Dont mess with me
submitted by: MicCheckCheckOneTwo | Date: 2004-05-14 | Been Used 77 times
Brick wall. water fall. you think that you got it all, but you don't. and i do, so BOOM with the attitude. Pinch punch capitian crunch, i got something you cant touch. bang bang chu chu train wind me up and i'll do my thang. recies pieces 7 up, mess with me ILL MESS YOU UP! yah...thats right...what now?.
Title: titzZ
submitted by: $ara | Date: 2004-05-14 | Been Used 71 times
~*~im tryin to type but mah titzZ r in da way~*~
Title: whats ur sign
submitted by: SlIpKnOt4LiFe666 | Date: 2004-05-05 | Been Used 70 times
Man:Hey,whose house why going to tonite?
Woman:Both!you go to yours and i'll go to mine
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