Title: bunny
submitted by: fdsbabe554 | Date: 2004-05-27 | Been Used 73 times
funny bunny says:
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Title: Funny Stuff
submitted by: ~*sami*~ | Date: 2004-05-27 | Been Used 81 times
A girl walked into a graveyard
She saw a horrible scene
A ghost that arissin
From the dead
The ghost aproched her
with a knife in its hand
The girl staired and said
What are you gonna do with that
The ghost didnt anwser
"No seriously, what are you gonna do with it?"
"What do you think" said the ghost
"Dig a hole?" Said the girl, "Cuz i'll help!"
"No dumba**!" said the ghost, "In 7 days you will die"
"Who will die?"
"You will"
"How long"
"Seven days"
"Do holidays count?"
"Depends, what holiday?"
"Martin Luther King Day."
"Then No."
"What about Sundays?"
"Listen a**hole, im givin you seven friggin days!"
"Seven days til what?"
"$%&#!!!!!!!!!"
and thats why people dont ask questions *~your name here~*
Title: ZoO!
submitted by: dixiechik70690 | Date: 2004-05-25 | Been Used 68 times
f*c* F*c* F*c* a duck
Screw a kangaroo
69 a pocipine
DAMN I LOVE THE ZOO!!!!
Title: michael Jackson
submitted by: superdiva1205 | Date: 2004-05-23 | Been Used 68 times
what do michael Jackson and buger king have in comman they both stick there meat in 5 year old bunns
Title: Best Friend vs. Friend
submitted by: xo2bballbabe2ox | Date: 2004-05-23 | Been Used 79 times
Your friend will bail u out of Jail......
Your Best Friend will be sittin next to u sayin.....
That was awesome!!!
Title: ot trick or treating
submitted by: hi | Date: 2004-05-22 | Been Used 70 times
Out trick-or-treating on the highway dressed as a deer!BBL oh wait I might get hit by a car!
I didnt make this up my friend did~I think
Title: ot trick or treating
submitted by: hi | Date: 2004-05-22 | Been Used 70 times
Out trick-or-treating on the highway dressed as a deer!BBL oh wait I might get hit by a car!
I didnt make this up my friend did~I think
Title: NeMo
submitted by: snowangel101 | Date: 2004-05-21 | Been Used 73 times
JuSt TeLl nEmO yOu CoUlDn'T fInD hIm BeCaUsE yOu WeRe GeTtInG sToNeD, hE'lL uNdErStAnD.
nEmO, mY aNtI-dRuG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i LoVe YoU nEMo!!!
Title: youre next
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 83 times
When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Title: the last laugh
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 79 times
(s)he who laughs last, thinks slowest... haha... oh wait... darn...
Title: quizzes n tests
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 73 times
If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?
Title: picking friends and noses
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 72 times
you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you cant pick your friends nose
Title: long away messages
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 97 times
You know what bugs me? Really long away messages. I mean, it's like, who wants to sit there and read this entire thing where, if written down on paper, would take up a tree's worth of paper? I know I don't! Long away messages are tedious, unfunny, and stupid, and you wonder what on earth is wrong with the person writing it. I mean, it's like, must there be this long of a message to get the stupid point across? How hard can it be to say, I'm away? Honestly...
Title: green men in pink tights
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 77 times
Beware of the little green men in pink tights. They run fast and can jump out of nowhere. I am running away from them right now...
Title: jell-o
submitted by: marshy77 | Date: 2004-05-16 | Been Used 70 times
There are easier things in life than finding a good man- Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.
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