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Title: blonde
submitted by: socer_babe | Date: 2004-07-03 | Been Used 83 times
there are two blondes. one is driving a car and the other one is rowing a boat in a wheat field. the blonde in the car saw the other blonde and stop the car. the blonde then got out and ask the blonde in the row boat "what r u doing?" she replied "im rowing a boat." then the blonde in the car said "its blondes like you who give us blondes bad names and if i could swim i would go out there and kick your a**!" hahaha
im me and tell me what u think socerchiq007
Title: WW
submitted by: XHuRlEySgUrL08x | Date: 2004-07-02 | Been Used 70 times
I got two words for your mamma: Weight Watchers!
Title: yo mamma
submitted by: XHuRlEySgUrL08x | Date: 2004-07-02 | Been Used 75 times
yo momma is so poor i put a cigeratte next to her house,cockroaches came out and said"clap your hands,stomp your feet,praise the lord,cuz we got heat
Title: bOyS
submitted by: x sWiM pArTaY x | Date: 2004-07-01 | Been Used 70 times
BOyS aRe lIkE lAvA lAmPs...fUn tO wAtCh bUt nOt tOo bRiGhT!
Title: smurfs
submitted by: Nelly_is_Hot | Date: 2004-06-30 | Been Used 82 times
If you choke a smurf what color duz it turn?
Title: Click me
submitted by: grrargghh | Date: 2004-06-28 | Been Used 73 times
Click Me Baby, one more time!
Title: BLONDE- NOT PREPS
submitted by: BabyPrincess0916 | Date: 2004-06-26 | Been Used 74 times
one day a girl was walking to the park and she was wearing her cheerleader costum becuse she had to go to cheerleader practice and her friend came up and said hey prep then she said im not a prep im alex then he said hi prep again she said i never wanted to be a prep im just a blonde im just made for it
Title: birthday girl
submitted by: kay | Date: 2004-06-26 | Been Used 73 times
one day there was a birthday not just any birthday it was a little girl that was turnig 12 and her name was ginger after the party her mom asked what do you what to be for the next cople of years then ginger said 100% angel and 0% devil then her mom said that going to be hard becuse your already 100% devil and 0% angel
Title: BoReD!
submitted by: babyteOsha32 | Date: 2004-06-25 | Been Used 74 times
i guess i got cold, so now i am laying on my bed watching the computer screen. Im watching all you kids get off and on and off and on and off and on. Im watching you go idle the not idle then idle and not idle then idle then not idle. Get the picture? If not... Im bored!!!
Title: turkey!!
submitted by: Danisportz | Date: 2004-06-25 | Been Used 77 times
If I were a turkey...............................I'd be
like ............................................. "HEY!
IM A TURKEY!!"
Title: Miss susie!!
submitted by: Danisportz | Date: 2004-06-25 | Been Used 75 times
Miss.Susie had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell. Miss Susie went ot heaven and the steamboat went to hell..o operator please give me #9 and if you disconnect me I will chop off you behind.. the refridulator there was a peice of gla**, miss susie sat apon it and broke her little a**..k me no more questions tell me no more lies. the boys are in the bathroom zipping up thier flies... are in the meadow the beas are in the park miss susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the D A R K D A R K dark dark dark! The dark is like a movie the movies like a show! the show is like a TV set and that is all I know! I know I know myu PA I know I know my MA I know I know my sister with the $80 bra!
Title: 696969
submitted by: CraiZey XOX | Date: 2004-06-24 | Been Used 73 times
f*c* F*c* F*c* a duck
Screw a kangaroo
69 a pocipine
DAMN I LOVE THE ZOO!!!!
Title: Dragon!!
submitted by: darkestfire09 | Date: 2004-06-23 | Been Used 102 times
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WARNING: THIS IS MY PET DRAGON! HE WILL ATTACK FOR NO REASON AT ALL!
Title: ???I Forgot???
submitted by: darkestfire09 | Date: 2004-06-23 | Been Used 73 times
I forgot the away message I was going to type.. I forget why I am away. I forget why I was even talking to YOU! of all people.
Title: not gone
submitted by: krazyfrek | Date: 2004-06-21 | Been Used 71 times
im not gone jus invisable...................... dumba**
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