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Title: Random 3
submitted by: CrAzZyLlAmAgRl33 | Date: 2004-07-19 | Been Used 96 times
If your walking down the street and a zebra eats your shoe, how many soda's can you fit in the freezer? NONE! Bears dont eat chicken.
Title: Random 2
submitted by: CrAzZyLlAmAgRl33 | Date: 2004-07-19 | Been Used 81 times
If your riding up a hill on you bike and an evil squirrel trips you and steals your left sock that you recieved on your 13th birthday, how do you calculate how many combonations are there for telephone numbers?
YOU MULTIPLY HOW MANY STITCHES WERE SEWN ON YOUR RIGHT SOCK YOU RECIEVED FOR YOUR 7TH BIRTHDAY AND ADD IT TO HOW MANY LLAMAS YOU STARED AT WHEN YOU VISITED WYOMING!
Title: Random
submitted by: CrAzZyLlAmAgRl33 | Date: 2004-07-19 | Been Used 75 times
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Title: pigs
submitted by: dukewack613 | Date: 2004-07-16 | Been Used 94 times
pig wanna pig see pig a pig cool pig trick pig ok pig here pig it pig goes pig....
i pig wonder pig how pig long pig i pig can pig keep pig this pig idiot pig going pig on pig about pig pigs pig
now read it without the word 'pig'
Title: dumb and dumberer
submitted by: dukewack613 | Date: 2004-07-16 | Been Used 103 times
Lloyd: Somebody chipped my tooth!
Harry: How do you think I feel? Somebody bit me in the forehead!
Title: snoopy
submitted by: dukewack613 | Date: 2004-07-16 | Been Used 90 times
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Title: Bed rock
submitted by: iluv2dance! | Date: 2004-07-14 | Been Used 79 times
Im a Catholic Girl...i have a bible...it just keeps my bed from rocking
Title: When U......
submitted by: dukewack613 | Date: 2004-07-13 | Been Used 78 times
when u cry i cry when u laugh i laugh when u fall off a brig i laugh even harder
Title: can't remember
submitted by: wildchild | Date: 2004-07-09 | Been Used 74 times
i can't remember if i'm the good twin or the evil one. which one wears the horns?
Title: warning
submitted by: snowangel101 | Date: 2004-07-09 | Been Used 84 times
WARNING WARNING: We Interrupt this aim conversation for an emergency update- The MLF (Major Leauge Flirt) a**ociation has just reported that there is a flirt on the loose... description-- Name: Kristin Age: 13 Statz: single Description:u kno Sn: PrepPenquin180 If you've found her Call 323-7856
Title: Bring it on again
submitted by: snowangel101 | Date: 2004-07-08 | Been Used 74 times
If you want to be the Bombdiggity, you have to act like the bombdiggity and Tina IS the BOMBDIGGITY!!- Bring it on Again
Title: too BLONDE
submitted by: snowangel101 | Date: 2004-07-08 | Been Used 77 times
Your breaking up with me because I'm too...BLONDE?! - Legally Blonde
Title: Schools Out
submitted by: snowangel101 | Date: 2004-07-08 | Been Used 78 times
Schools out but the friends aren't. Holla back youngin to Krista and Aaron n chelsie n danica!!! we will always b friends. Now its time 4 summer vacation!!! ~*~ Summer 04 ~*~
Title: farmer and a horse
submitted by: Sanborncheer411 | Date: 2004-07-07 | Been Used 84 times
once there was a farmer that wanted his horses to mate but hte male horse wasnt interested. so he called up the vet... teh veternarian came and said o there is nothing wrong but if u really want them to mate do this.. the veteranarian put on a latex glove stook in up the female horse took it out and rubbed it on the male horses nose.. teh male horse got all excited so he mounted the female horse.
so teh farmer was in bed that night look at his wife and said "i havent been interested in her for a while" so he put on a latex glove stuck his hand up his wife took it out and rubbed it all over his nose. the farmer got all excited so he shook his wife the wife turned on the light got on top of the farmer and said "hunny did u wake me up just to tell me u had a bloody nose"
HAHAHA
Title: drummers
submitted by: QTgirl3590 | Date: 2004-07-04 | Been Used 71 times
Drummers: Big Ego, Small Everything Else!
LOL!! BRB!
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