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AAWAY.com
pronounce letter "A", "Away" dot com: A whole site
dedicated to the best away messages.
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Title: a wise man submitted by: tinytigger2010 | Date: 2004-08-23 | Been Used 83 times
A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman!"
Title: party submitted by: mimimoomoo91 | Date: 2004-08-23 | Been Used 79 times
new shoes 85$
new t-shirt 45$
new jeans 90$
people telling you that the party was last week... and you misses it PRICELESS
Title: spanish submitted by: xMAGGOTx4xLYFEx | Date: 2004-08-23 | Been Used 88 times
When your not looking, this message is in spanish.
Title: Mmm submitted by: nyxkrazyxgrl | Date: 2004-08-21 | Been Used 83 times
I'm Cambell's Cuz IM Mmm Mmm GOOD!! LOL
Title: Skitzo submitted by: xMAGGOTx4xLYFEx | Date: 2004-08-20 | Been Used 87 times
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Title: mE!! submitted by: NevA lev my side | Date: 2004-08-18 | Been Used 85 times
lOvE mE......hAtE mE....eiTheR waY iM oN uR minD!!
Title: fag submitted by: tinytigger2010 | Date: 2004-08-14 | Been Used 81 times
ShUt Up FaG!
Title: Guy brains submitted by: | Date: 2004-08-07 | Been Used 84 times
The only brains guys have are in between there legs!
Title: ugly submitted by: GumbieGurl247 | Date: 2004-08-06 | Been Used 78 times
I'm HOT your HIDIOUS. Any questions?
Title: Bubble Gum submitted by: PnKPrInCeSS90210 | Date: 2004-08-03 | Been Used 86 times
i was chewing gum and i blew a bubble and i flew away bbl (if it pops)
Title: roses submitted by: bubbley babe 579 | Date: 2004-08-01 | Been Used 93 times
roses are red
violets are blue
aids are contagious
so watch who you screw~
Title: monkeys submitted by: *hottie*heather* | Date: 2004-07-20 | Been Used 83 times
running like a wild insane monkey looking for food in the jungle!! bbl!
Title: Why submitted by: CrAzZyLlAmAgRl33 | Date: 2004-07-19 | Been Used 79 times
Welcome to Bob Dole's Game Show! Lets get going :-)
Question: why do people get online just to put an away message on and walk away?
Answer: I don't know...but hey! it's a good idea!
Title: Windows Session Loggoff submitted by: CrAzZyLlAmAgRl33 | Date: 2004-07-19 | Been Used 86 times
Being amused by the screensaver....
Title: Random 4 submitted by: CrAzZyLlAmAgRl33 | Date: 2004-07-19 | Been Used 77 times
Voldemort: Now give me the stone!
Harry: NEVA!
Voldemort: Sieze him!!!
Harry: AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
Voldemort: Quirrel! You idiot! Get the boy!
Quirrel: My hands! Aggggghhhhh!
Voldemort: NOOOOO!
Narrator: Harry stares at Voldemort and Quirrel why they try to hit the mirror with a stick chanting, "I be first to hit you with my stick!" Apparently they recieved the wrong mirror and saw Harry's reflection. As you know, Quirrel needs gla**es and Voldemort is pretty much dead. So they screwed up....Harry turned around and sung the merry-go-round song as he left the building and 3 years later, he woke up in Albania with Peetree eating cheese over his head.
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