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pronounce letter "A", "Away" dot com: A whole site
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Title: Budweiser
submitted by: limpkandie2 | Date: 2002-11-07 | Been Used 914 times
Here I am.....
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"(@)'(@)"""*|(@)(@)*****(@)* Taking my feel good medicine:-P
Title: Alcofluence
submitted by: limpkandie2 | Date: 2002-11-07 | Been Used 1783 times
Starkle starkle little twink
who the heck you are I think
I'm not under what you call
the alcofluence of incohol
I'm just a little slort of sheep
I'm not drunk like tinkle peep
I don't know who is me yet
but the drunker I stand here the longer I get
Just give me one more drink to fill me cup
'cuz I got all day sober to Sunday up
Title: Buy 1 Get 1 Free- by Dalling
submitted by: Dalling2699 | Date: 2002-11-04 | Been Used 814 times
Eating stuff called your mom, it was on sale but one get one free so why not take the advantage,
Title: in the jungle
submitted by: jac13752 | Date: 2002-11-04 | Been Used 1028 times
i'm in the jungle called my room if i'm not back in an hour send a search party
the thing under my bed has awaken and it has me!
Title: Buddy
submitted by: eliza6ethvry | Date: 2002-11-04 | Been Used 864 times
"Hey... Im not here, which means that I'm somewhere else. I doubble dog dare you to try to find me!"-Elizabeth Yannone
Title: Halo is Holdin up the Horns
submitted by: Chelly608 | Date: 2002-11-02 | Been Used 722 times
The Halo is Holding Up the Horns ! Really!!!
Title: Penguins
submitted by: sinystyrevil | Date: 2002-11-02 | Been Used 1273 times
One by one the penguins steal my sanity so I'm out hunting them down to get it back.
Title: The milkman
submitted by: kryptonlover | Date: 2002-11-01 | Been Used 896 times
the milkman is here ......use your imagnation,will be back soon.
Title: Voices
submitted by: HayabusaShinobi | Date: 2002-10-28 | Been Used 990 times
4 out of the 5 voices in my head say I'm fine. The other guy calls himself a conscience, we got rid of him.
Title: Virginity
submitted by: HayabusaShinobi | Date: 2002-10-28 | Been Used 1842 times
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Title: Kids
submitted by: HayabusaShinobi | Date: 2002-10-28 | Been Used 4122 times
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause kids.
Title: Jello
submitted by: Lo42 | Date: 2002-10-27 | Been Used 3367 times
Right now i am laying naked in a tub of jello. Get back at me later.............Way later.
Title: If walls could talk...
submitted by: alex51289 | Date: 2002-10-26 | Been Used 883 times
WHAT WOULD THEY SAY?
Title: If Zeus was a hermaphrodite...
submitted by: alex51289 | Date: 2002-10-26 | Been Used 645 times
If Zeus was a hermaphrodite, would he be a god or a goddess?
Title: betty ford
submitted by: b6rin331 | Date: 2002-10-22 | Been Used 674 times
im bartending at the betty ford clinic...gotta help them people somehow
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