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AAWAY.com
pronounce letter "A", "Away" dot com: A whole site
dedicated to the best away messages.
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Title: youre face
submitted by: meeee | Date: 2005-01-15 | Been Used 27 times
other person- are you on crack?
you-yeah!
other person-what kinda crack?
you-butt crack!
you- i crack myself up!!
wahahaha
Title: hate me
submitted by: jessies2cute4 | Date: 2005-01-14 | Been Used 37 times
dont hate me because im beautiful hate me because your boifriend says so
Title: bitch
submitted by: jessies2cute4 | Date: 2005-01-14 | Been Used 40 times
i may be a bitch i kno i kno but like ludacris said uz tha hoe
Title: i saw drugs an....
submitted by: jessies2cute4 | Date: 2005-01-14 | Been Used 29 times
i saw drugs an i tryed to smoke them i saw drugs an i tryed to steal i saw drugs an i got so f**ked up i saw drugs an i wanted ur mom i saw drugs an damn u look fine
Title: damn
submitted by: jessies2cute4 | Date: 2005-01-14 | Been Used 29 times
i saw u walking dwn the street an i stopped to say damn wht the hell happened to u
u used to b so cute but damn u one ugly bitch thought u would be like the sexiest thing but damn u look like an as thought i found sumone with high class but damn i started thinkin of u
Title: cupid
submitted by: puertoriconbabi | Date: 2005-01-14 | Been Used 24 times
ow ow ow ow....o sorry cupid he just shot....hey look at that guy hes hot...i think im in love wait up!!!!
Title: im out
submitted by: skylar3214 | Date: 2005-01-13 | Been Used 33 times
Title: hottiechica1117(KAYZ)
submitted by: bballbre2 | Date: 2005-01-13 | Been Used 16 times
Don't spend ur whole life on creating away messages it might come bac 2 bite ya in the you no where
hottiechica1117(KAYZ) ur so gay for wastin time on useless away messages tht arent funny but r really retarded
all my peeps holla bac if ya hear wht im sayin
(they no who they r) defininitly not u hottiechica1117(KAYZ)
Title: you! lol
submitted by: jessies2cute4 | Date: 2005-01-12 | Been Used 39 times
U lAuGh CaUsE iM a BrUnEtE
I lAuGh CaUsE uR a BlOnDe
U sEd We WeRe ThE sAmE
FuCk ThT i DoNt HaVe Ur
!! NaMe!!
Title: Birthday jokes
submitted by: Reece | Date: 2005-01-09 | Been Used 39 times
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! .
Title: Birthday
submitted by: REECE | Date: 2005-01-09 | Been Used 31 times
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! .
Title: Hospital accident
submitted by: REECE | Date: 2005-01-09 | Been Used 47 times
In the hospital, Got hit by a parked car.... .
Title: Beer
submitted by: REECE | Date: 2005-01-09 | Been Used 38 times
who says beer wont make u lighter, it made bud lite .
Title: Blonde
submitted by: REECE | Date: 2005-01-09 | Been Used 41 times
why did the blonde smile when it was lightening outside..? because she thought she was gettin her picture takened .
Title: joke
submitted by: REECE | Date: 2005-01-09 | Been Used 22 times
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! .
In the hospital, Got hit by a parked car.... .
who says beer wont make u lighter, it made bud lite .
why did the blonde smile when it was lightening outside..? because she thought she was gettin her picture takened .
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