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AAWAY.com
pronounce letter "A", "Away" dot com: A whole site
dedicated to the best away messages.
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Title: blondez
submitted by: Limas91 | Date: 2005-01-26 | Been Used 79 times
WHATCAN MAKE A BLONDE GO NUTS???
PUT HER IN A CIRCLE AND TELL HER TO FIND A CORNER!!!
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0 <3
Title: Imaginary Friend
submitted by: alexygalexy3 | Date: 2005-01-26 | Been Used 66 times
My Imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
Title: yo mamma
submitted by: LuckyDuck3437(Hayliethoug | Date: 2005-01-23 | Been Used 57 times
Yo mamma's so fat, she uses a king sized sheet for a pad!!!
Title: Evil Santa
submitted by: CharitySteinbron | Date: 2005-01-23 | Been Used 35 times
Hundreds of Elves buiding toys..
for the good gentile girls..
and the good gentile boys..
and then the boss came in
sacred them haf to death!
From his beard to his boots
He was coverd in amo
we cheep wisky on his breath
then he shouted to them all
MERRY CRISMAS TO ALL
NOW YOUR ALL GUNNA DIE!
The Night...
Santa went crazy..
Title: stupid snow storm
submitted by: carrielyn4785 | Date: 2005-01-23 | Been Used 41 times
my dad told me to shovel the driveway, but didn't tell me wat to shovel with so im sittin out here shoveling with a spoon.
six hours lata.....i've got a quater of the driveway done. only about a mile to go.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: i`m right here idiot
submitted by: sweetie34421 | Date: 2005-01-23 | Been Used 68 times
you know whatz funny? your pissed off cuz i`m not here well guess what? i`m rite here cracking up cuz your soo pissed off that i`m not here!(confused?) lol.... ~~~~(ur name)~~~~
Title: great story
submitted by: mentalkidd4 | Date: 2005-01-22 | Been Used 45 times
it goes a lil sumthing like this....
i have no idea!
Title: WOW
submitted by: ASHLEYE***** | Date: 2005-01-22 | Been Used 31 times
poop pee yepp that me drink it all then have a ball I'll come over then pound u into the wall well g2g i am really mad watch out i am gunna get cha
Title: AWAY!
submitted by: mentalkidd4 | Date: 2005-01-22 | Been Used 55 times
im either away from my computer or sitting here f@$and#ing sumone and watching u make a fool out of yourself!!!
Title: message 4 teachers!
submitted by: csecygurl4 | Date: 2005-01-21 | Been Used 35 times
look motherf**kers get diz on ur lil tiny brains full of shit!!!!we dont give a flying f**k wut u old ass d**kheads say so plz do us n u guys a favor n stick a pen ^ ur ass twist it twice n make it come out of ur f**kin mouth n on the way go take a shit n flush ur self down the f**king toilet!!!!
Title: i am?
submitted by: someone | Date: 2005-01-21 | Been Used 33 times
i am away? o well really i am standing right here and watching u type me a message
Title: reading away msg's
submitted by: acessoccerchik | Date: 2005-01-17 | Been Used 36 times
Do you ever get the feeling that somebody's reading your away message?
Title: chair
submitted by: acessoccerchik | Date: 2005-01-17 | Been Used 48 times
I fell out of my chair, this may take a while
Title: pms
submitted by: paypay2004 | Date: 2005-01-16 | Been Used 31 times
pms........
no ..i just dont like you very much
IM me if u used it ( paypay2004)
Title: crack
submitted by: usssssss | Date: 2005-01-15 | Been Used 67 times
other person-are you on crack?
you-yeah.
other person-what kind?
you-butt crack!!!
you-i crack myself up.
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