Title: Little People!
submitted by: Sblimechic420 | Date: 2002-12-02 | Been Used 1120 times
The little green penguins took me away!
Title: Knock- Knock
submitted by: Sblimechic420 | Date: 2002-12-02 | Been Used 1134 times
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Ya
Ya Who?
Dot Com
Title: Scream
submitted by: luvshak574 | Date: 2002-11-30 | Been Used 820 times
Hey im away but maybe if u scream really really loud into the monitor then ill hear u!!
Title: Sleep
submitted by: luvshak574 | Date: 2002-11-30 | Been Used 828 times
Sleep is over rated and I GO BY THE RATINGS!!!!!
Title: scotsman
submitted by: FalconNiner | Date: 2002-11-30 | Been Used 643 times
At first I thought I was bad at playing the bagpipes, then I realized that I was strangling an ostrich.
Title: wut hallmark couldn't print
submitted by: FalconNiner | Date: 2002-11-30 | Been Used 1183 times
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My life is a joke,
The punch line is you
Title: cheer up
submitted by: FalconNiner | Date: 2002-11-30 | Been Used 825 times
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
Title: tru dat
submitted by: FalconNiner | Date: 2002-11-30 | Been Used 1043 times
if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Title: HaHa Im GOOD...honest
submitted by: sXeIsTpAdOnKaDoNkEva | Date: 2002-11-29 | Been Used 802 times
I'm looking forward to regretting this...
Title: love
submitted by: xx20sarah02xx | Date: 2002-11-28 | Been Used 806 times
Love is a sensation,
when a guy sticks his location,
in a girl's destination,
to increase the population,
of the nest generation....
Do you get my explanation,
or do you need a demonstration?!
Title: Lemons and Life
submitted by: LyssaBug2006 | Date: 2002-11-28 | Been Used 719 times
If life gives you lemons....STUFF EM IN YOUR BRA!!
Title: Sneeze
submitted by: LyssaBug2006 | Date: 2002-11-27 | Been Used 324 times
did you know that if you tried to sneeze with your eyes open, you eyeballs would fly outta your head because of the preasure of a 70 mile per hour sneeze comin out? that is so cool, ive been trying to do that for the last year, if you can do it...man...you ahve talent, tell us if it works!! as for me, why i ahve this message up is well.....im trying to sneeze with my eyes open, looking for some clothespins....oh, be back in a lil bit :-D
Title: Bomb (funny)
submitted by: thed1540 | Date: 2002-11-27 | Been Used 742 times
gone fission.........
if you see me running try and catch up
Title: Lottery Ticket
submitted by: VLadyPhoenixV | Date: 2002-11-27 | Been Used 605 times
They say that you have a better chance at getting struck by lightening than winning the lottery. Right now I'm out back holding a lightening rod and a lottery ticket. One's bound to happen.
Title: BRB!
submitted by: tia22115 | Date: 2002-11-10 | Been Used 1453 times
Hey! Sorry ppl but I am bizzy savin the world! I will bbl8er! Don't miss me 2 much!
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