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AAWAY.com
pronounce letter "A", "Away" dot com: A whole site
dedicated to the best away messages.
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Title: Hiding My Drugs
submitted by: theblondepecan | Date: 2002-12-30 | Been Used 1017 times
Sorry people, I'll be rigt back...I have to go hide my dugs because the F.B.I. is here to investigate. Oh, and if you think of a good place to hide 20 lbs. of heroine call my cell A.S.A.P. If I don't come back for a long time, chances are I was arrested or something. 0
Title: Funny Chores One
submitted by: theblondepecan | Date: 2002-12-30 | Been Used 896 times
I'm away doing chores and housework because my maid....um.......DOESN'T EXIST!
Title: Out doing Ilegal Activities
submitted by: pimpdaddybill | Date: 2002-12-29 | Been Used 1085 times
I'm out doing Illegal activities such as burning little trees, and drinking funny tasteting water that makes you feel good, eating purple M%M's, and Rolling all over the ground.
Title: In School
submitted by: pimpdaddybill | Date: 2002-12-29 | Been Used 847 times
I've gone to school learning valuable skill's such as how do sneak vodka in my Powerade bottle. How to make a water filtration device in shop. Ah thats public school for ya!
Title: fun to be lost
submitted by: pimpdaddybill | Date: 2002-12-29 | Been Used 1105 times
I'm lost in this sick world of sex, drugs and rock and roll. Hell yeah!
Title: Think Again
submitted by: FallenAngel | Date: 2002-12-27 | Been Used 820 times
hey %n you'd think i'd be on when you are ? Think again !
Title: i wish i were barbie
submitted by: Tinkerchick06 | Date: 2002-12-26 | Been Used 1423 times
I wish I was barbie that bitch gets everything!
Title: Checking mail
submitted by: redpeppers54 | Date: 2002-12-26 | Been Used 926 times
Sorry I am checking my mail! I will be back soon because no one ever emails me!
SO IF YA WANT TO MAKE ME HAPPY EMAIL ME AT ***your email.com***
Title: when im not here
submitted by: BaBy_GiRl | Date: 2002-12-25 | Been Used 933 times
iam in the bathroom taken a shit.
im not here you dumb a** i am on the coner holla at you later
dont mess whit me i am eating
Title: im gone
submitted by: xxwolvesxx19 | Date: 2002-12-25 | Been Used 943 times
im gone and i dont know when ill be able to get away so leave me a message and ill try to get back to yall! wish me luck that ill get out, k. luv yall
Title: Leave a message after the beep
submitted by: FallenAngel | Date: 2002-12-24 | Been Used 1014 times
This is *your screen name* Leave a Message after the beep please.
Oh wouldn't ya know there is no beep.
(*hint,hint*)
Title: Ur boring
submitted by: DaMan938 | Date: 2002-12-24 | Been Used 1268 times
Hey %n, you have just tried to IM me without success. I left becuase...
1.) This Convo. Stinks
2.) You bored me into doing homework.
3.) Something interesting is going on somewhere else.
4.) I hate you.
5.) I would rather watch an aritifical plant grow.
6.) Sorry you just bore the Hell out of ME!!!
Title: Bedroom
submitted by: saitinsangel | Date: 2002-12-23 | Been Used 1182 times
You've been very naughty. Go to my room.
Title: What ^ G
submitted by: saitinsangel | Date: 2002-12-23 | Been Used 1028 times
What up G?? Fuck the Free World
Title: what if i was wrong
submitted by: redpeppers54 | Date: 2002-12-22 | Been Used 813 times
I'm never wrong. Once I thought I was, but then I was mistaken
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