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AAWAY.com
pronounce letter "A", "Away" dot com: A whole site
dedicated to the best away messages.
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Title: call me w/e...
submitted by: NYLABabygurl423 | Date: 2003-07-15 | Been Used 73 times
if i gave a shit...u'd be da first 1 id giv it to...buh i dun so step off b4 my fist reaches u!
Title: ugly
submitted by: NYLABabygurl423 | Date: 2003-07-15 | Been Used 74 times
Waz yur mamma ugly?....cuz lyk motha lyk daughtah!...
Title: yo mamma
submitted by: NYLABabygurl423 | Date: 2003-07-15 | Been Used 74 times
yo mammaz so faaat dat she had to marry an 80 yr old guy...W/O MONEY!!!
Title: stupid
submitted by: ghettogrl1 | Date: 2003-07-11 | Been Used 72 times
do u feel stupid talkin 2 a computer cause im not here
Title: boring me
submitted by: lilcutie15522 | Date: 2003-07-11 | Been Used 72 times
your boring me....:-D
Title: Beauty Contest
submitted by: lilcutie15522 | Date: 2003-07-11 | Been Used 71 times
I'm out like %n in a beauty contest
~*your name*~
Title: I hate you
submitted by: Theprincezz101 | Date: 2003-07-11 | Been Used 78 times
I hate your voice i hate your face,
exterminate you from human race,
Lifes a joke... and the jokes on you,
hey guess what.. you suck F**k you!
Title: britney speirs
submitted by: wy2sexy4me3453 | Date: 2003-07-09 | Been Used 80 times
britney speirs is just like my stuffed animal ugly a pig and all fake
Title: monkey-avril
submitted by: wy2sexy4me3453 | Date: 2003-07-09 | Been Used 78 times
if your lookin in a picture of u and u think u look like avril lavne then u must b lookin at a picture of a really ugly monkey
Title: avril lavine
submitted by: wy2sexy4me3453 | Date: 2003-07-09 | Been Used 73 times
if u think u look like avril lavine or u like her i would get outa this town now!
Title: yo mama
submitted by: wy2sexy4me3453 | Date: 2003-07-09 | Been Used 74 times
yo mamas so fat wen she sneezes she blows out my puter and thats exskly wut happened
Title: my mommy told me not to associate with people like
submitted by: rocketbabe999 | Date: 2003-07-07 | Been Used 80 times
My mommy told me not to a**ociate with people like you. She says you are a bad influence and embarra**ing to be around. She is ashamed in your behavior. I don't know why...maybe you could help me...
a. your a dork
b. you belong to the U.L.A or U.F.A
C. you send off the mad stalker vibe
d. you stepped in her garden
e. you set my house on fire during a sleepover (%n...we haven't forgotten)
f. you have a fowl ordor
g. you wear helmets for fun
h. you stole her car
i. you smoke pot
j. you have a big head
k. your name is billy bob or billy jane
l. you can't count
m. your a redneck
or,the ever-mother-hating-deed
n. you didn't flush the tolet..
please i.m. all the possible reasons for your banning from our household to me (by letter)
Title: To your friend from some1 else
submitted by: hemenaheehaa | Date: 2003-07-07 | Been Used 72 times
CAll me at (friends/enemy cell phone #) and say how you doin a** hole.
Title: All Day Long
submitted by: stephrs297 | Date: 2003-07-06 | Been Used 72 times
away messages are so0o0o stupid because no one really knows what 2 say. i mean some ppl use songs and it is really annoying. i am going to be plain out. i am at my computer but doing better things than talking to you. cause i dont waste my time staying on for every second of the day.
Title: SORRY
submitted by: babygirlmic08 | Date: 2003-07-05 | Been Used 77 times
i am srry to brake ur heart but i am away!!
it is not u it is the person that is stupid enough to keep on iming me when i am on a fu****n awaymessage!
SO LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
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