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AAWAY.com
pronounce letter "A", "Away" dot com: A whole site
dedicated to the best away messages.
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Title: blond
submitted by: atvking33093 | Date: 2004-12-23 | Been Used 40 times
a smart blond, santa, the easter bunnie were on top of a tower they all jump off who will land 1 st?
nobody because none of them exist.....lol
Title: Yo Mama
submitted by: X5BlOoR5X | Date: 2004-12-19 | Been Used 57 times
Ur mama is so0o0 FAT when she jumped in the ocean the whales sang 'We Are Family'
Title: santa
submitted by: dancerbaby | Date: 2004-12-19 | Been Used 60 times
Can i have a picture of u so i can show santa what i want for christmas
Title: Noones here
submitted by: hammybaseball11 | Date: 2004-12-16 | Been Used 51 times
Knock Knock.....
Whos there.....
Noone.....
Noone who....
Seriously noone so leave a message....
Title: ma-ma joke
submitted by: creditto | Date: 2004-12-15 | Been Used 69 times
your ma-ma is so fat that when she jumpted in to the water, the wale started signing.....
We are family, even though your fatter then me
lol bbl
(your name)
Title: luv
submitted by: lss1390 | Date: 2004-12-10 | Been Used 51 times
i luv to look at you when i wake up in the day but i can't because you don't life here..call me
Title: trick or treat
submitted by: cherrypopsicle91 | Date: 2004-12-10 | Been Used 51 times
Hey Im trick or treating in Afghanistan and Iraq with my best friend... Im going as Osama Bin Laden and she/he is going as Suddam Hussain
~Ill talk to you when we get back!~
~YouR*NamE~
Title: pig
submitted by: hottgrlt04 | Date: 2004-12-04 | Been Used 62 times
I'm away right now, but here's somthing to amuse you...
1. Say the word PIG before each word.
pigs
about
talking
idiot
this
got
I
long
how
look
2. Now say PIG before and after the words.
Title: not dumb
submitted by: hottgrlt04 | Date: 2004-12-04 | Been Used 58 times
I'm' NOT' Dumb im Just a LITTLE slow
Title: wut ever you do
submitted by: lilbutaflichick | Date: 2004-12-03 | Been Used 59 times
WHAT EVER YOU DO DONT LOOK AT MY AWAY MESSAGE!!!!!!
Title: mEsS wItH mE
submitted by: SaNtAsHeLpEr997 | Date: 2004-11-27 | Been Used 61 times
I'm sugar and spice and everything nice.
You wanna mess with me?
Well you best think twice!
Title: blowing bubbles
submitted by: stargazr32089 | Date: 2004-11-27 | Been Used 72 times
3 ducks were sittng in a pond...
a cop goes over 2 the 1st duck and asked,
cop:whatcha name?
duck 1: duckie
cop:whatcha doin?
duck 1: blowin bubbles
the cop next walkd over 2 the 2nd duck and askd:
cop:whatcha name?
duck 2: duckie
cop:whatcha doin?
duck 2: blowin bubbles
and finally the cop went over the 2 last duck and askd:
cop:whatcha name?
duck 3: BUBBLES....
Title: Blondes
submitted by: hkyrules36 | Date: 2004-11-25 | Been Used 71 times
Theres a lepracuan, a smart blonde, and a dumb blonde sitting at a table.
Theres a fork in the middle of the table, who gets it?
If u said the Lepracuan, ur wrong!
If u said the smart blonde ur wrong!
If u said the dumb blonde ur right!
No such thing as a smart blond or a lepracuan!!(thats the joke:no such thing as a smart blond!)lol
Title: stalker!
submitted by: lilmonkey4u92 | Date: 2004-11-24 | Been Used 63 times
Im not here right now but if you leave your name, number, and adress Ill stalk you later!
Title: Blonde Joke
submitted by: ¤jessica¤ | Date: 2004-11-16 | Been Used 67 times
Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a scrach and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool!!
LOL
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