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Title: yo mama
submitted by: lala1255holla | Date: 2005-01-12 | Been Used 46 times

yo mama so fat that she use the hgh way for a sliping slide


Title: drunk
submitted by: xoxtoocutexox | Date: 2005-01-12 | Been Used 47 times

u kno ur drunk when your grippen the grass tryin not to fall off the earth.......well im out to grip the grass meet u there


Title: jack and jill
submitted by: emilyvine!! | Date: 2005-01-12 | Been Used 59 times

jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some maryjane , jack got high and dropped his flie and said do you wanna? jill sed yes and dropped her dress ,and thne they had some fun, silly jill forgot her pill and soon they had a son


Title: a jail no no
submitted by: CanadaBoy4Life17 | Date: 2005-01-09 | Been Used 35 times

in a jail/prison do not bend over to pick money/change up!!

BBL



Title: The funni joke and the stupid roses
submitted by: Tuflv | Date: 2005-01-09 | Been Used 33 times

Roses are red and violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, BUT the roses are wilting and the violets are dead abd the sugar bowl is empty and so is ur HEAD!
-*Dedicated2: Jordan Cusito*-




This away message is funni but sad. the sad part is ur iming me, funni part is im sittin here laughing!



Title: later
submitted by: DLsBaByGuRl04 | Date: 2005-01-07 | Been Used 34 times

Im w/ my boo so leave me a message n ill f**k ya later!


Title: a joke
submitted by: jess | Date: 2005-01-06 | Been Used 38 times

how is brittney the same as a barbe...................
......well there both plastic!!.....................
................lol~~~~~luv~~~(your name)



Title: roses are red
submitted by: "SPANKY" | Date: 2005-01-05 | Been Used 41 times

RoSeZ... aRe ReD... vIoLeTz... ArE bLuE... bItChEz LiKe U bElOnGz In DeE zOo...


Title: Talk to the fridge cause the computer ain't workin
submitted by: FuNkyMoNkEy31295 | Date: 2005-01-02 | Been Used 41 times

Hi, (your name)'s computer isn't working right now so leave a message. but say it slowly so i can write it on a sticky note and (your name) will get back to u as soon as (he/she) can.


<3****Kim****<3



Title: thongs
submitted by: kursman101 | Date: 2005-01-01 | Been Used 35 times

If you where thongs put this in your profile. Also if you wear one of these beauties, call me!


Title: Yo Mama 2
submitted by: Amber | Date: 2004-12-30 | Been Used 39 times

Yo Mama So Fat, She Uses The Whole Country Of Mexico As Her Tanning Bed!
*LOL...BBL*
**Leeve a message and I will get back 2 u**
~Thanx~ [UR NAME HURR]



Title: Yo Mama
submitted by: Amber | Date: 2004-12-30 | Been Used 32 times

Yo Momma So Fat, She Got Every Cateror On Speed Dial
LOL...BBL
*Leeve me a message and I will get back 2 u*
~Thanx~ [UR NAME HURR]



Title: ablo gangsta
submitted by: albo | Date: 2004-12-29 | Been Used 31 times

yo mama is so fat....

well u noe da rest

~_~UR NAME~_~



Title: yo mama
submitted by: paypay2004 | Date: 2004-12-27 | Been Used 43 times

yo mama so fat that she had to go to sea world to get baptized


Title: haha
submitted by: lol | Date: 2004-12-25 | Been Used 47 times

I am busy right now so I will remember to ignore you later like I usually do.



 

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