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Title: yo moma
submitted by: *)(*AmBeRw*)(* | Date: 2005-02-14 | Been Used 91 times

Yo moma so STUPID that she sold her car 2 buy gas

{more below}



Yo moma so STUPID that she got locked up in a Grocery Store *and* starved to death



Yo moma so UGLY that when she looks in the mirror she thinks shes watchin a HORROR film



LOL*BBL*{URE NAIM HURR}



Title: not here
submitted by: Happichik101 | Date: 2005-02-14 | Been Used 187 times

this message is both sad and funny. sad, because you think i'll respond to your message, funny because i'm sitting here laughing.


Title: Bush vs. Kerry
submitted by: malibubarbie5300 | Date: 2005-02-13 | Been Used 81 times

The national weather service has just sent out a huricane warning. They named it KERRY and the only way to hide from it is behind a BUSH!

~actually i hate Bush
~~But this was funny

~oO0YOUR NAME0Oo~



Title: accidents
submitted by: Kristy(alexandra'sbestfri | Date: 2005-02-11 | Been Used 85 times

Did you ever wonder what an accident looked like?









If you wanna find out look in the mirror.



Title: yo mama
submitted by: skycrazer523 | Date: 2005-02-01 | Been Used 66 times

yo mama sooo fat she tried 2 get into the grage and she got stuck!!!!

lol bbl



Title: Yo momma
submitted by: PeanutButter | Date: 2005-01-30 | Been Used 93 times

Yo momma so ugly she made Michel Jackson look like Brad Pitt!
BRB (your name here)



Title: the rednecks
submitted by: trouble00maker00 | Date: 2005-01-30 | Been Used 95 times

you might be a redneck if you comb your hair with your toothbrush................................. but still untangling it.



Title: yo ma-ma
submitted by: brianlee294 | Date: 2005-01-30 | Been Used 99 times

man im not here right now cuz im tryin to recover in tha ER from that piggey back i gave yo fat moma last night so leave me sumthin really good to get back to aight pe@ce out AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW {lol}


Title: important test
submitted by: carrielyn4785 | Date: 2005-01-24 | Been Used 46 times

1- where are you
2-what are you doing
3-why are you doing
4-wat are you listening to
5-why are you waisting your time with a quiz that makes no sense at all.

if you just answered the following questions ur either really bored or your just the most pathetic thing that happens to be living.
thnxs again,
loser lol



Title: yo mama
submitted by: paypay2004 | Date: 2005-01-22 | Been Used 44 times

yo mama so fat that she has to use a match as a tampon!!!
lol
brb



Title: fatty!~!~
submitted by: verysexycherry7 | Date: 2005-01-22 | Been Used 50 times

It's easier to kidnap fatty's
cuz all u gotta do is give them a choclate bar, and that's why i'm not here!!!



Title: u know
submitted by: xxrmsjennparkerxx | Date: 2005-01-20 | Been Used 52 times

look hoes out there u better learn that u ant eva thing lol thats y i am i got eva thing to


Title: yo mama
submitted by: kelsey | Date: 2005-01-19 | Been Used 53 times

your mama's teeth are so yellow whenever she smiles she slows down traffic...lol...bbl


Title: c file
submitted by: acessoccerchik | Date: 2005-01-17 | Been Used 36 times

'Hmmm, there's a folder in my C drive called AIM. I wonder what will happen if I drag it to that icon labeled 'Recycle bin'...'



Title: ur mom
submitted by: puertoriconbabi | Date: 2005-01-14 | Been Used 37 times

knock, knock..(whos there) lol..joe.(joe who) lol joe mama..(u kno thats soo old) well ur face is too but i nevr said anything..lol!! burn


 

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