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AAWAY.com
pronounce letter "A", "Away" dot com: A whole site
dedicated to the best away messages.
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Title: yo moma submitted by: *)(*AmBeRw*)(* | Date: 2005-02-14 | Been Used 91 times
Yo moma so STUPID that she sold her car 2 buy gas
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Yo moma so STUPID that she got locked up in a Grocery Store *and* starved to death
Yo moma so UGLY that when she looks in the mirror she thinks shes watchin a HORROR film
LOL*BBL*{URE NAIM HURR}
Title: not here submitted by: Happichik101 | Date: 2005-02-14 | Been Used 187 times
this message is both sad and funny. sad, because you think i'll respond to your message, funny because i'm sitting here laughing.
Title: Bush vs. Kerry submitted by: malibubarbie5300 | Date: 2005-02-13 | Been Used 81 times
The national weather service has just sent out a huricane warning. They named it KERRY and the only way to hide from it is behind a BUSH!
~actually i hate Bush
~~But this was funny
~oO0YOUR NAME0Oo~
Title: accidents submitted by: Kristy(alexandra'sbestfri | Date: 2005-02-11 | Been Used 85 times
Did you ever wonder what an accident looked like?
If you wanna find out look in the mirror.
Title: yo mama submitted by: skycrazer523 | Date: 2005-02-01 | Been Used 66 times
yo mama sooo fat she tried 2 get into the grage and she got stuck!!!!
lol bbl
Title: Yo momma submitted by: PeanutButter | Date: 2005-01-30 | Been Used 93 times
Yo momma so ugly she made Michel Jackson look like Brad Pitt!
BRB (your name here)
Title: the rednecks submitted by: trouble00maker00 | Date: 2005-01-30 | Been Used 95 times
you might be a redneck if you comb your hair with your toothbrush................................. but still untangling it.
Title: yo ma-ma submitted by: brianlee294 | Date: 2005-01-30 | Been Used 99 times
man im not here right now cuz im tryin to recover in tha ER from that piggey back i gave yo fat moma last night so leave me sumthin really good to get back to aight pe@ce out AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW {lol}
Title: important test submitted by: carrielyn4785 | Date: 2005-01-24 | Been Used 46 times
1- where are you
2-what are you doing
3-why are you doing
4-wat are you listening to
5-why are you waisting your time with a quiz that makes no sense at all.
if you just answered the following questions ur either really bored or your just the most pathetic thing that happens to be living.
thnxs again,
loser lol
Title: yo mama submitted by: paypay2004 | Date: 2005-01-22 | Been Used 44 times
yo mama so fat that she has to use a match as a tampon!!!
lol
brb
Title: fatty!~!~ submitted by: verysexycherry7 | Date: 2005-01-22 | Been Used 50 times
It's easier to kidnap fatty's
cuz all u gotta do is give them a choclate bar, and that's why i'm not here!!!
Title: u know submitted by: xxrmsjennparkerxx | Date: 2005-01-20 | Been Used 52 times
look hoes out there u better learn that u ant eva thing lol thats y i am i got eva thing to
Title: yo mama submitted by: kelsey | Date: 2005-01-19 | Been Used 53 times
your mama's teeth are so yellow whenever she smiles she slows down traffic...lol...bbl
Title: c file submitted by: acessoccerchik | Date: 2005-01-17 | Been Used 36 times
'Hmmm, there's a folder in my C drive called AIM. I wonder what will happen if I drag it to that icon labeled 'Recycle bin'...'
Title: ur mom submitted by: puertoriconbabi | Date: 2005-01-14 | Been Used 37 times
knock, knock..(whos there) lol..joe.(joe who) lol joe mama..(u kno thats soo old) well ur face is too but i nevr said anything..lol!! burn
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