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AAWAY.com
pronounce letter "A", "Away" dot com: A whole site
dedicated to the best away messages.
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Title: Hey
submitted by: LuciousLizzle69 | Date: 2004-05-22 | Been Used 97 times
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand"
Title: big butt
submitted by: crazimama25 | Date: 2004-05-09 | Been Used 89 times
are those space pants?
cuz ur butt is outta this world!!
Title: right's and lefts
submitted by: kipod1234 | Date: 2004-05-09 | Been Used 88 times
%n, let's discust our rights and lefts.
u r right i left! :)
*dude* leave me a message!
Title: how do you like your eggs?
submitted by: SexYStaR537 | Date: 2004-05-03 | Been Used 87 times
guy- "how do you like your eggs in the morning?"
girl- "infertalized ..."
Title: my name
submitted by: punkpal | Date: 2004-05-02 | Been Used 82 times
im at the mall trying to find some girls/guys but obvisly no one wants a piece of me , but you seem to intrested my name is chance do i have one
Title: im hot
submitted by: zoeigirl | Date: 2004-04-27 | Been Used 81 times
im hot and yr not so go away!!!!!!!!!
- (yr name)
p.s. if u r hot call me
(yr #)
Title: dont have a name for it
submitted by: miss-retard-of-04 | Date: 2004-04-25 | Been Used 89 times
guy: how do you like your eggs in the morring?
girl: unfertalized
Title: good looking
submitted by: SexYStaR537 | Date: 2004-04-21 | Been Used 84 times
"There's more to life then looking really really ridiculously good looking ..."
Title: love
submitted by: navybaby2004 | Date: 2004-04-14 | Been Used 90 times
if you were a handful of genital crabs, i would naver change my underwear.
Title: Help me find my dog
submitted by: ml4428880 | Date: 2004-04-08 | Been Used 84 times
Excuse me, can you help me find my dog? I think it wandered over there by that cheap motel.
Title: Mcdonalds
submitted by: ml4428880 | Date: 2004-04-08 | Been Used 84 times
If you were a hamburger at McDonalds...
You'd be McGorgeous
Title: Jack and Jill
submitted by: rebelchic314 | Date: 2004-04-02 | Been Used 91 times
jack and jill went up the hill, they both had a quarter, Jill came down with fifty cent...
Think they went for water??
Title: rebelchic314
submitted by: rebelchic314 | Date: 2004-04-02 | Been Used 81 times
Eat Me
Beat ME
Bite Me
Blow Me
S*** Me
F*** me
very slowly
if u kiss me dont be sa**y
use ur tounge and make it nasty
Title: nice legs
submitted by: Bmcarebear | Date: 2004-03-27 | Been Used 86 times
Nice legs, what time do they open?
Title: Bones in yur body
submitted by: Bmcarebear | Date: 2004-03-27 | Been Used 83 times
Guy: You have 308 bones in your body would you like another one?
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