Title: 309-7768 call it if uve got it!
submitted by: iwannalickurdick | Date: 2005-02-19 | Been Used 426 times
hey im lookin for a nice guy that'll treat me right~ he needs to be athletic, hott, funny, kinda smart
if ur all of those lv me a message 'n maybe we can get togetha
Title: number
submitted by: hazy | Date: 2005-02-14 | Been Used 123 times
TaKe A nUmBeR yOuR gUnNa NeEd It!!
Title: SITTING
submitted by: b_k*p | Date: 2005-02-13 | Been Used 110 times
girl: do you know the time?
guy: yeah why?
girl: cause since i saw you i feel like time has stopped
Title: the best comeback for the Ugly Guy at the Bar
submitted by: joeboxer | Date: 2005-02-12 | Been Used 172 times
Guy: Hey baby, did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell from heaven..
Girl: No, but it sure hurt when I hit my head coming up from hell.
Title: pick up lines 102
submitted by: southernbell3773 | Date: 2005-01-29 | Been Used 148 times
Guy or Girl: u wanna dance?
Other: ya but not w/ u
Guy or girl: i you must hav misunderstood me..i said u look fat in those pants
Title: pick up line 101
submitted by: southernbell3773 | Date: 2005-01-29 | Been Used 135 times
Guy or girl: do u wanna see the most beautiful person in the world?
<..pull out a mirror...>
Title: sticks and stones
submitted by: cocopebbles | Date: 2005-01-29 | Been Used 150 times
sticks and stones may break my bones,
but whips and chains excite me,
so tie me up and throw me down to show me that u like me!
Title: heaven
submitted by: XsexyprchuloX | Date: 2005-01-26 | Been Used 134 times
WOw WHere U came From , MusT have BEen FRom HEaVEn CAuse THeirS NO 1 ON earth As gooD lookin AS u
Title: sweets
submitted by: angelbabychik123 | Date: 2005-01-23 | Been Used 74 times
love is good love is sweet juss f*** me and you'll get a treat
Title: pants
submitted by: Baylee1392 | Date: 2005-01-19 | Been Used 65 times
Is ThErE a MiRrOr In Ur PoCkEt?? CuZ i C mYsElF iN yO pAnTz!!
Title: idk
submitted by: girln2tkd | Date: 2005-01-17 | Been Used 57 times
You can fall from a building,
you can fall from a tree,
but the best way 2 fall,
is wit ur d*ck in Me!
Title: fill in the blakes
submitted by: puertoriconbabi | Date: 2005-01-14 | Been Used 38 times
once there was a ______
(noun)
named______. he was ______ his
(name) (verb)
down to da store. then he saw this _____ _______ named
(adjective) (noun)
_______.
(name)
he fell in love n ask da ____
(da 2nd noun)
4 her #. turned out dat da ____ is a ______ n started
(2nd noun) (anotha noun)
_____ him.
Title: her/him
submitted by: jessies2cute4 | Date: 2005-01-13 | Been Used 32 times
WaItEn FoR mY oNe AnD oNlY iF i HaD oNe WiLl YoU bE mY oNe AnD oNlY¿?
XOXOnameXOXO
Title: 69 babi
submitted by: PuertoRiconBabi | Date: 2005-01-11 | Been Used 62 times
iM DeAD sExXi
YuR DaMn FiNE
iF U`lL bE mY 6
i`LL bE yUR 9
IM mE iF yOu LyK iT
PuertoRiconBabi im under 18 with a pic
Title: napolean dynomite
submitted by: cutie12791 | Date: 2005-01-03 | Been Used 84 times
I see ur drinking 2%%, does that mean u think ur fat? bc ur not, u could drink whole if u want.
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