Title: love him
submitted by: APrincess931 | Date: 2003-01-18 | Been Used 78 times
Im off thinking about the one i love... And its not you, its ((The persons name)) so leave me alone right now.
Title: On top of blueberry hill
submitted by: SoCcErCrAzIe77 | Date: 2003-01-17 | Been Used 84 times
One boy walks in 2 skewl late and is naked and the teacher asks where have u been he answers on top of bluebery hill another boy walks in late and naked and the teacher asks where have u been on top of blueberyy hill he answers another person walks in and its a girl and she is naked and the teacher asks who r u? And she answers bluberry hill
Title: ask a woman
submitted by: lilcutecheerleader02 | Date: 2003-01-11 | Been Used 81 times
a wise man once said "i dont know go ask a woman"
Title: A Peach is a Peach....
submitted by: Chelcburk14 | Date: 2003-01-05 | Been Used 417 times
A peach is a Peach a Plum is a Plum a Kiss isnt a Kiss with out some Tounge So open your Mouth and close your Eyes and give your Tounge some Exercise.
Title: pants
submitted by: Јдс | Date: 2003-01-05 | Been Used 475 times
Oh baby, u look very becoming in those pants.
U know, if i was in those pants, i'd be cumming too.
Title: MILK
submitted by: glitterbabe1324 | Date: 2003-01-03 | Been Used 605 times
MILK DOES THE BODY GOOD, BUT DAMN.... HOW MUCH DID U DRINK?¿?
Title: take a numba
submitted by: italianplaya49 | Date: 2002-12-30 | Been Used 959 times
..i kno u think im cute..
..i kno u think im fine..
..but like the rest of the guyz..
..take a numba and wait in line..
Title: Dog
submitted by: redpeppers54 | Date: 2002-12-18 | Been Used 1062 times
My dog ate my away message!!
Title: The Answering Machine
submitted by: Pepperroni0900 | Date: 2002-12-03 | Been Used 2838 times
I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transferred to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
-If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
-If you are codependent, please ask someone to press "2".
-If you have multiple personalities, please press "3", "4", and "5".
-If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
-If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.
Title: are u tired?
submitted by: nikkib3311 | Date: 2002-12-01 | Been Used 2191 times
are u tired?
cuz you've been running though my mind all day!
Title: angel
submitted by: nikkib3311 | Date: 2002-12-01 | Been Used 2407 times
did it hurt when u fell from heaven?
o wait i forgot it doesnt hurt when angels fall!!
Title: can you help me?
submitted by: sXeIsTpAdOnKaDoNkEva | Date: 2002-11-28 | Been Used 1842 times
hey can you help me with my algebra?!
does I + U = 69?
Title: Squirls
submitted by: hugh jazz | Date: 2002-11-07 | Been Used 2413 times
If we were both squirls would u let me bust a nut in your hole
Title: miss me
submitted by: tatertotsgurl | Date: 2002-11-05 | Been Used 3483 times
How can you miss me if I don't go away?
Title: pizza sex
submitted by: lazyking | Date: 2002-10-07 | Been Used 4019 times
do you want to have sex with me and a slice of pizza............WHAT! you don't like pizza?
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