Title: Numbers
submitted by: nat42091 | Date: 2003-03-17 | Been Used 80 times
I lost my number, can i have yours???
Title: Tuch
submitted by: Xxpolar_bearxX | Date: 2003-03-15 | Been Used 74 times
Can you please tuch me so I can walk around telling everyone that I have been tuched by an angel?
Title: a burn!
submitted by: xo lt 4eva ox | Date: 2003-03-04 | Been Used 79 times
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl:No, did it hurt when you came up from hell?
Title: 1 great pick-up line
submitted by: xo lt 4eva ox | Date: 2003-03-04 | Been Used 79 times
Do you want to be my homework? becasue just think.. if u were.. then i could do u all night long;)!
Title: stalking me
submitted by: mexaim | Date: 2003-02-24 | Been Used 83 times
are you stalking me? because that would be super
Title: Potato Chips
submitted by: samu812 | Date: 2003-02-23 | Been Used 82 times
Are you Herrs or Frito-Lay?
Title: parking ticket
submitted by: sazbabe | Date: 2003-02-18 | Been Used 74 times
***Hiya, Are you a parking ticket, cos you've got fine written all over you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***
Title: bvets message ever
submitted by: *AssFucker22* | Date: 2003-02-15 | Been Used 81 times
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wanna f**k you
Only if you'll oraly f**k me too.
Title: Math Problem
submitted by: Duderanch | Date: 2003-02-14 | Been Used 77 times
hey I was in calc cla** today thinking of a math problem that would explain teenage thought:
lets:
add a bed
subtract your clothes
divide your legs
and multiply
what do you think?
Title: smile????
submitted by: CuTeLiLgIrL0525 | Date: 2003-02-14 | Been Used 79 times
I smile beacause i have no idea whats going on!!!
Title: i can be..... u can be......
submitted by: sweeetn2sexxy | Date: 2003-02-10 | Been Used 76 times
* you can be my baby
~ i can honey
* you can be my toy
~ and i can be your playboy bunny
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Title: *2 words guys hate*
submitted by: sweeetn2sexxy | Date: 2003-02-10 | Been Used 79 times
*** Two words guys hate "don't" and "stop" unless you put them together***
Title: Phone.......
submitted by: Leaveittokeebs79 | Date: 2003-02-08 | Been Used 80 times
God made mud.
God made dirt.
God made guys so girls can flirt!
ON THE PHONE!
Title: Cherry Hill
submitted by: LilTiger4490 | Date: 2003-02-08 | Been Used 83 times
A boy walks into a cla** 30 minutes late, and the teacher asks him, "where have u been?" he says, "sry i was on top of Cherry Hill".
A 2nd boy walks into the same cla** about 10 minutes later and the teacher asks him,"where have u been?" and he says, "on top of cherry hill, where else?"
A girl walks into that same cla**, and the teacher says, "let me guess, on top of cherry hill?" and she says, "no, i AM Cherry Hill!"
Title: Tasty
submitted by: cutelilsmurf03 | Date: 2003-02-07 | Been Used 80 times
Like food I'm mmm mmm good.... I'll be back when I'm done being tasted.
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