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Title: knock knock
submitted by: mylady | Date: 2002-09-21 | Been Used 774 times

knock knock. who;s there? no one. no one who? no, seriously none is here so leave your message.


Title: knock knock
submitted by: mylady | Date: 2002-09-21 | Been Used 811 times

Knock knock. Who's there? No one. No one who? No,seriously no one is here so leave me a message.


Title: Elephants
submitted by: mylady | Date: 2002-09-21 | Been Used 1045 times

how do u kill a blue elephant? ~with a blue elephant gun how do u kill a pink elephant? ~choke it till it turns blue then shoot with the blue elephant gun


Title: My way
submitted by: mylady | Date: 2002-09-21 | Been Used 1265 times

I only know how to do things 3 ways: the WRONG way. the RIGHT way. and MY way.which is really the WRONG way, only faster!


Title: BOOM!!!
submitted by: mylady | Date: 2002-09-21 | Been Used 1871 times

I'm playing with lighters and matches right next to a pile of oily rags and a bucket of gasoline.


Title: this little piggy
submitted by: mylady | Date: 2002-09-21 | Been Used 918 times

(YOUR NAME)'s computer is broken right now. This is her fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself.


Title: broken computer...
submitted by: mylady | Date: 2002-09-21 | Been Used 1620 times

(YOUR NAME)'s computer is broken right now. This is her fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself.


Title: green monkeys!
submitted by: mylady | Date: 2002-09-21 | Been Used 1300 times

Ahhh! Green monkeys and purple people eaters are chasing me around my house! Help!! my address is: (your address) I need help fast!


Title: goldilocks...
submitted by: mylady | Date: 2002-09-21 | Been Used 916 times

Hello! This is Goldilocks. I'm busy right now eating porridge with the three bears, be back as soon as we settle which bowl of porridge is juuussst right!


Title: dog at my message!
submitted by: mylady | Date: 2002-09-21 | Been Used 430 times

My dog ate my away message.


Title: dog at my message!
submitted by: mylady | Date: 2002-09-21 | Been Used 935 times

My dog ate my away message.


Title: commercial...
submitted by: mylady | Date: 2002-09-21 | Been Used 1411 times

The YOUR SCREEN NAME Show will be back after a message from our sponsor. So stay tuned!


 

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